Joke : Overcrowded church..can I have some stars ?!
Question: Joke : Overcrowded church!.!.can I have some stars !?
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning!. The preacher was ready to start the sermon on hypocrisy when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered through the rear of the church!.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church!. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons!.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir!. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor!.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church!. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit!.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now!. You may begin the service!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church!. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons!.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir!. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor!.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church!. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit!.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now!. You may begin the service!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Pretty good!. Makes a good and true point!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dewd something like that really happened somewhere overseas but they were like somethin about jesus but yeah!. they said now that the unfaithful were gone it's time to start a real church or something of that sort!. my bible history teacher told us :) but yeah k star for you anywayyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha!. ha!. ha!.
where I go for worship,
not one soul would leave his / her seat!!!!!
We believe in the Resurrection!!!
but, then again, if some1 has a baby, that is not their child, he /she might, so as to not cause the parents such distress!.
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where I go for worship,
not one soul would leave his / her seat!!!!!
We believe in the Resurrection!!!
but, then again, if some1 has a baby, that is not their child, he /she might, so as to not cause the parents such distress!.
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This would be interesting to see, if it actually happened somewhere!.
But not if anyone got hurt, of course!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But not if anyone got hurt, of course!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one mate,its kinda amusing if i think bout the people in the church where i go to!.!.cheers to the men in black anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Its crap, if you want stars the sky is full of them, catch your own!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Too Funny but could be very true if it happened in some places! ****STAR****Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice this one's pretty good!. It's witty, but not extremely funny!. But nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i wanna see this one happen!.!. LIVE! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA!LOVE IT!STARRRRRRRRRR 4 UWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol I liked this one!.
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