Here's another joke for everyone?!
Question: Here's another joke for everyone!?
A man walks into a bar for a pub lunch!. As he's drinking his pint, waiting for his food a young gentlemen walks in and sits with him!. After ordering a drink, they begin to talk!. Mid-conversation the man hears a beeping sound!. The man, confused, asks where the sound is coming from!.
The gentlemen, smiling, pulls up the sleeve of his shirt and shows a small screen in his arm, saying, "OH, I went to Japan earlier this year and got a pager fitted into my arm!."
As they resume talking, a second man walks into the bar, and after ordering a drink, joins in the conversation!. After a few minutes, teh first man notices a ringing noise!. "Can you hear that!?"
The new gentlemen opens his palm, and then proceeds to talk into his thumb!. The first man, very confused, asks what he is doing!.
The new guy says, "Oh, i went to Japan a few months ago and got a phone fitted into my hand!. Sweet aint it!"
At this point, the first gentlemen felt a little left out, and excused himself to the loo!. After about an hour, the other too began to worry!. They decided to wander into the toilets and check-up on him!.
On entering the toilets, they saw him naked, hand up against the wall, with toilet paper sticking out his bum!. The man turns around and says "Hey, I'll be one sec!. Im just recieveing a fax!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The gentlemen, smiling, pulls up the sleeve of his shirt and shows a small screen in his arm, saying, "OH, I went to Japan earlier this year and got a pager fitted into my arm!."
As they resume talking, a second man walks into the bar, and after ordering a drink, joins in the conversation!. After a few minutes, teh first man notices a ringing noise!. "Can you hear that!?"
The new gentlemen opens his palm, and then proceeds to talk into his thumb!. The first man, very confused, asks what he is doing!.
The new guy says, "Oh, i went to Japan a few months ago and got a phone fitted into my hand!. Sweet aint it!"
At this point, the first gentlemen felt a little left out, and excused himself to the loo!. After about an hour, the other too began to worry!. They decided to wander into the toilets and check-up on him!.
On entering the toilets, they saw him naked, hand up against the wall, with toilet paper sticking out his bum!. The man turns around and says "Hey, I'll be one sec!. Im just recieveing a fax!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha ha
that was really a cool one really a very good one!
thanks for making up day ! cheers just can't stop laughing
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that was really a cool one really a very good one!
thanks for making up day ! cheers just can't stop laughing
wish i could give u all the star in the sky !Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
here you go
2 bums are sitting on a curb and they see a dog licking his balls
so one of the bums says to the other
" man, I wish I could do that!"
and the other bum looks at him and says
" really"
and the first guy says
" hell yeah!"
so the second bum looks at him in the eye with a smile and says
" no problem, you just have to pet him first!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
here you go
2 bums are sitting on a curb and they see a dog licking his balls
so one of the bums says to the other
" man, I wish I could do that!"
and the other bum looks at him and says
" really"
and the first guy says
" hell yeah!"
so the second bum looks at him in the eye with a smile and says
" no problem, you just have to pet him first!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol dude (^_^)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i've heard this before bt evertime i hear it I laugh my *** off!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com