Who wants to hear a random funny story?!
Question: Who wants to hear a random funny story!?
Before you start reading, this is a homework assignment for English!. it is really wierd and you cannont use the letters i or j because they have dots on them, but the story is supposed to be about a girl named dot!. so it doesnt relate to anything, it is just for fun, so if you do see any i or j, let me know! thanks!
One day, a lady named Dot was out for a run when she saw a fat cat stuck on a tree branch!. She called the cops but they were too busy to come!. She felt so bad for the cat, so she made up her head to go get the large fat cat herself! She started up the round tree when another fat cat ran up the tree to the left of her!. Now she had to save both of the cats! What was poor Dot supposed to do!? Then she got a good thought!. She can call the NBA basketball teams to come and get the cats!. 2 hours went by and the tallest man showed up and had on extra tall shoes! All he had to do was stand up tall and reach to grab the cats! Dot and the tallest man ever dated for twenty years and then Dot and the tallest man ever got wedded forever and started a company when they were together called “ Save cats because cops don’t care about your poor fat cats stuck on a branch on a tall round tree” or SCBCDCAYPFCSOABOATRT for short!.
The cops got mad at that name because they stated that they do care and that they do save large fat cats stuck on a branch on a large round tree!. Dot and the tallest man ever stated that they were not truthful!. So they had a small test to prove that they were untruthful!. They took a fake fat cat and put her on a branch on a tree that was seventy feet tall!. They took the case to the court! Dot and the tallest man ever wanted to keep the company so bad so they had to prove the cops wrong!
To prove the court, they called the cops and stated to the cops that there was a large fat cat stuck on a branch that was seventy feet tall!. Not even the tallest man ever could leap to get the fake cat down!. They put the phone on speaker to prove to the court what the cops really say!. They told Dot and the court, “ We are too busy to come and help you because we are at the beach on a long break!. We do not want to come and fly home for your dumb cat, so leave us alone!” And the cops hung up the phone, so Dot and the tallest man ever proved to the court that they should keep the company for a greater good to the town and state!.
From then on, all of the cops have been unemployed at the department because of the untruthfulness they showed everyone! Now all of the cops have to work for the SCBCDCAYPFCSOABOATRT and they don’t even get money for the work because Dot and her husband thought that they should work for fun and not for money!.
Then one day, Dot and the tallest man ever were out for a walk on the beach when they saw a whale washed up on shore! They were so concerned and so they called the cops to get the whale back to the ocean!. But the cops stated the same stuff about the whales!.
Now how they started a company partly owned by the strongest man ever called “Save the whales and all the Mammals around you because the cops don’t care one spec about your troubles!.” Or STWAATMAYBTCDCOSAYT for short, would be a whole other story
But overall, the tallest man ever and Dot and the strongest man ever were happy forever, and so where the mammals and fat cats they saved!.
i dont mean anything against the police, its just for fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, a lady named Dot was out for a run when she saw a fat cat stuck on a tree branch!. She called the cops but they were too busy to come!. She felt so bad for the cat, so she made up her head to go get the large fat cat herself! She started up the round tree when another fat cat ran up the tree to the left of her!. Now she had to save both of the cats! What was poor Dot supposed to do!? Then she got a good thought!. She can call the NBA basketball teams to come and get the cats!. 2 hours went by and the tallest man showed up and had on extra tall shoes! All he had to do was stand up tall and reach to grab the cats! Dot and the tallest man ever dated for twenty years and then Dot and the tallest man ever got wedded forever and started a company when they were together called “ Save cats because cops don’t care about your poor fat cats stuck on a branch on a tall round tree” or SCBCDCAYPFCSOABOATRT for short!.
The cops got mad at that name because they stated that they do care and that they do save large fat cats stuck on a branch on a large round tree!. Dot and the tallest man ever stated that they were not truthful!. So they had a small test to prove that they were untruthful!. They took a fake fat cat and put her on a branch on a tree that was seventy feet tall!. They took the case to the court! Dot and the tallest man ever wanted to keep the company so bad so they had to prove the cops wrong!
To prove the court, they called the cops and stated to the cops that there was a large fat cat stuck on a branch that was seventy feet tall!. Not even the tallest man ever could leap to get the fake cat down!. They put the phone on speaker to prove to the court what the cops really say!. They told Dot and the court, “ We are too busy to come and help you because we are at the beach on a long break!. We do not want to come and fly home for your dumb cat, so leave us alone!” And the cops hung up the phone, so Dot and the tallest man ever proved to the court that they should keep the company for a greater good to the town and state!.
From then on, all of the cops have been unemployed at the department because of the untruthfulness they showed everyone! Now all of the cops have to work for the SCBCDCAYPFCSOABOATRT and they don’t even get money for the work because Dot and her husband thought that they should work for fun and not for money!.
Then one day, Dot and the tallest man ever were out for a walk on the beach when they saw a whale washed up on shore! They were so concerned and so they called the cops to get the whale back to the ocean!. But the cops stated the same stuff about the whales!.
Now how they started a company partly owned by the strongest man ever called “Save the whales and all the Mammals around you because the cops don’t care one spec about your troubles!.” Or STWAATMAYBTCDCOSAYT for short, would be a whole other story
But overall, the tallest man ever and Dot and the strongest man ever were happy forever, and so where the mammals and fat cats they saved!.
i dont mean anything against the police, its just for fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
WHOA !! YOU wrote that!?!? That's so cool !! And I am SO sure that I didn't see a single i or j!. Nice work !! xD
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VeronikaWww@Enter-QA@Com
How did you manage to do it,my head would have been spinning trying to write this,good job,you get 10/10 from me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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not bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't see a single i or j
Nice work
cute storyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice work
cute storyWww@Enter-QA@Com