Joke> Have you heard the one about the mistaken good dinner napkins?!

THE GOOD NAPKINS !.!.!. Ahhhhh !.!.!. The joys of having Girls !.!.!.!.





My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her
first mistake)!. One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of
the cabinet doors was ajar!.


I read the box in the cabinet!. I then asked my mother why she
was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom!. Didn't they belong in the
kitchen!? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she
told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second
mistake)!.


Now fast forward a few months!.!.!.!.!.It's Thanksgiving Day, and
my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner!.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone!. Mine was to set
the table!.


When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately
burst into laughter!. Next came his wife who gasped, then began
giggling!. Next came my father, who roared with laughter!. Then came Mom, who
almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the
table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the
fork carefully arranged on top!. I had even tucked the little tail in
so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my
response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter!. 'But, Mom,
you said they were for special occasions!!!'


Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly,
laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!.!.!.!.and for heavens
sake, use the good napkins whenever you can!


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