The truck driver and the colorful men?!
Question: The truck driver and the colorful men!?
A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying!. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little man what's wrong!.
"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man!.
"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a sandwich, but that's as much as I can do!."
So he passes a sandwich to the little man and drives off!. A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying!. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little man what the matter is!.
"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls!.
So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do!."
He hands a tin of Coke down to the little man and drives off!. A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road!.
Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you silly little blue queer, what freaking planet are you from and what do you want!?"
And the little man answers, "Your driver's licence, please!.!.!."
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"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man!.
"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a sandwich, but that's as much as I can do!."
So he passes a sandwich to the little man and drives off!. A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying!. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little man what the matter is!.
"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls!.
So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do!."
He hands a tin of Coke down to the little man and drives off!. A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road!.
Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you silly little blue queer, what freaking planet are you from and what do you want!?"
And the little man answers, "Your driver's licence, please!.!.!."
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Answers:
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that silly little queer from the blah blah blah planet will make the situation very bad time for the truck driver ~~!!! lolzzz
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that silly little queer from the blah blah blah planet will make the situation very bad time for the truck driver ~~!!! lolzzz
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Ha!.!.!.Ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Ha!.!.!.!.!.!.
He thinks he is going on getting queer people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He thinks he is going on getting queer people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fair I suspected as much when I read a 'blue man' but I like!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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din't c it cumin!.!.!.a star definitely!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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