Granny gets three wishes. what do u think of this?!

An old lady is rocking on her porch
Chewing baccy and drinking beers
While reflecting on her life,
A fairy godmother appears


And says she can have three wishes!.
Says the old lady," if I may be so bold
I'd like to be really stinking rich!."
***POOF****
Her chair turns to solid gold!.


She says, I'd like to be young again
And pretty ,with poise, finesse
***POOF***
In less than it takes to blink an eye
She's a beautiful princess



While considering her third wish
The old woman's cat wanders in
Ooh!.!.!.can you change him into a prince!?"
All handsome tall and thin
***POOF***


There before her stands an Adonis
Where once was her kitten
More handsome than she could have imagined!.
She stares, all coy and!.!.!. smitten


With a smile that makes her knees weak!.
And with breath, decidedly baited
He whispers "Now I bet you're regretting
You had me neutered!.!.!. snipped!.!.!.castrated!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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