God rides a Harley..........?!
Question: God rides a Harley!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven!.
At the gates, St!. Peter told Arthur!. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven!.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God!.'
St!. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God!.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle!? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me!.!.!.'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road!?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman!?'
God said, 'Ah, yes!.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1!. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2!. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3!. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4!. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5!. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on!.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results!.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it!.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours !Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the gates, St!. Peter told Arthur!. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven!.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God!.'
St!. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God!.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle!? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me!.!.!.'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run without a road!?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman!?'
God said, 'Ah, yes!.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1!. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2!. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3!. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4!. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5!. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on!.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results!.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it!.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HaR!.!.HaR!.!.HaR!.!.!.!.
sooo funny
what do men and mascara have in common!.!.!.
they both run at the first sign of emotion!.
why did god create man before woman!.!.!.!.
cause ur always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece!.
why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg!.!.!.
because not one will stop and ask for directions!.
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sooo funny
what do men and mascara have in common!.!.!.
they both run at the first sign of emotion!.
why did god create man before woman!.!.!.!.
cause ur always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece!.
why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg!.!.!.
because not one will stop and ask for directions!.
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lmao thats pretty damn halarious!!! intake too close to the exhaust! lmao!! nice! you get a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!!.!.!.!.xxx
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Cute!
Here's one for ya!.!.!.
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
who kept confessing to adultery!.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,
"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word!. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen!."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age!.
About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned!.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town!. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen!."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word!.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one for ya!.!.!.
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
who kept confessing to adultery!.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,
"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word!. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen!."
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age!.
About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned!.
The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town!. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen!."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word!.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week!."Www@Enter-QA@Com