During a flood, a woman was waist deep in water. ?!
Question: During a flood, a woman was waist deep in water!. !?
A rescue boat came by and offered help but she said, "No - God is going to save me!."
Soon the water was up to her shoulders and another boat came by to rescue her!. She said again, "No - no thank you - God is going to save me!."
Now the water was up to her nose and she was on her toes!. Another rescue boat came to her but again she said, "No - No - God will save me!."
10 minutes later she drowned!. She gets to heaven and asks God, "Why didn't you save me from the water!? I prayed and prayed!.!.!."
God said, "You stupid idiot, I sent 3 boats for you 3 different times!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Soon the water was up to her shoulders and another boat came by to rescue her!. She said again, "No - no thank you - God is going to save me!."
Now the water was up to her nose and she was on her toes!. Another rescue boat came to her but again she said, "No - No - God will save me!."
10 minutes later she drowned!. She gets to heaven and asks God, "Why didn't you save me from the water!? I prayed and prayed!.!.!."
God said, "You stupid idiot, I sent 3 boats for you 3 different times!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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