The italian tomarto garden?!
Question: The italian tomarto garden!?
an old italian man lived alone, and he wanted to plant his usual tomarto garden!. Alas, it was very hard work for him at his age, as the ground was hard!. His only son Vincent, helped in past years, but now was incarcerated for a lengthy prison term!.
The man wrote a letter to his son and described his plight as follows:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my tomarto garden this year!. I m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot!. If you were here my troubles would be over, as I know that you would dig the plot for me,
Love Dad!.
a few days later he recieved this letter from his son!.
Dear Dad,
not for nothing, but dont dig up that garden, that s where I buried the BODIES!.
Love Vinnie!.
Precisely at 0400 hours the next morning, ATF and FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without even finding a single body!. They apologised to the old man and departed at approximately 11!.30 that morning!.
The same day the old man received this letter:
Dear Dad,
go ahead and plant the tomartoes now!. That's the best I could do under the circumstances!.
Love Vinnie Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man wrote a letter to his son and described his plight as follows:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my tomarto garden this year!. I m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot!. If you were here my troubles would be over, as I know that you would dig the plot for me,
Love Dad!.
a few days later he recieved this letter from his son!.
Dear Dad,
not for nothing, but dont dig up that garden, that s where I buried the BODIES!.
Love Vinnie!.
Precisely at 0400 hours the next morning, ATF and FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without even finding a single body!. They apologised to the old man and departed at approximately 11!.30 that morning!.
The same day the old man received this letter:
Dear Dad,
go ahead and plant the tomartoes now!. That's the best I could do under the circumstances!.
Love Vinnie Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmfao!!! that was halarious!!! you totally get a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha lol
Ive read another version of this joke
Where Vincent was an Iraqi person held captive
and the "bodies" were weapons of mass destruction
I thought it was genius :]
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Ive read another version of this joke
Where Vincent was an Iraqi person held captive
and the "bodies" were weapons of mass destruction
I thought it was genius :]
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahh! I get it! It's cos he got the ATF and FBI to dig it up, right!? That's funny! I love riddles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. rotflmao!. that's really funny!. but it did help his dadWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
what a helpful sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
what a helpful sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one A+Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe! This one made me think a bit ;PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard this one before but I still am very fond of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes,thats how you do it! That murdering bastard sure loves his dad!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com