How any times have you heard this..A seaman meets a pirate in a bar,?!
Question: How any times have you heard this!.!.A seaman meets a pirate in a bar,!?
and take turns to tell their adventures on the seas!. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye patch!.
The seaman asks 'So, how did you end up with the peg-leg!?'
The pirate replies 'We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks!. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off!.'
'Wow!' said the seaman!. 'What about your hook'!?
'Well', replied the pirate, 'We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords!. One of the enemy cut my hand off!.'
'Incredible!' remarked the seaman!. 'How did you get the eye patch'!?
'A seagull dropping fell into my eye!.', replied the pirate!.
'You lost your eye to a seagull dropping!?' the sailor asked incredulously!.
'Well', said the pirate, 'it was my first day with the hook!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The seaman asks 'So, how did you end up with the peg-leg!?'
The pirate replies 'We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks!. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off!.'
'Wow!' said the seaman!. 'What about your hook'!?
'Well', replied the pirate, 'We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords!. One of the enemy cut my hand off!.'
'Incredible!' remarked the seaman!. 'How did you get the eye patch'!?
'A seagull dropping fell into my eye!.', replied the pirate!.
'You lost your eye to a seagull dropping!?' the sailor asked incredulously!.
'Well', said the pirate, 'it was my first day with the hook!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!.!.!.I've heard it the first timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
How many times have I heard it!? Thousands, it's as old as the hills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!.
First time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont know
the ending is very familiar
the rest isnt
:D tell me more jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the ending is very familiar
the rest isnt
:D tell me more jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!!!
still funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
still funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
rofl ive never actually heard it before
but its really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
but its really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard that once before, but it's still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe the second time!.!. but still funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ouch#@ lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com