12 months of Blondeness?!


Question: 12 months of Blondeness!?
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bot
tles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.

September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?

October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there'
s no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Nice one!
Thanks for the laughs! *Www@Enter-QA@Com

The same blonde!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar!. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks!. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fcuking a-ss!." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away!.

Immediately, he apologised for his bad language!. "That's okay," the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more a-ss this month, I'm going to lose my fcuking car!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I believe in March you also emptied the contents of a pack of Kelloggs Cornflakes on the table, in an attempt to make the jigsaw look like the cockerel on the box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha I Love The Blonde Jokes!! :P xWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is should be up here, lol but it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.love blond jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com

loolWww@Enter-QA@Com

very very cute!!! :D Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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