A few jokes you might like?!
Question: A few jokes you might like!?
1 Blonde and 1 Brunette joke ^^
A blonde and a brunette skydived from a plane!. Which one landed first!? The brunette, the blonde stopped along the way to ask for directions
also got one for you blondes ^^
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short!? Because brunettes are stupid to think of longer ones
There are 3 aussies and 3 kiwis in New Zealand on a business trip!. They stay at the same hotel take the same train etc!.
Well, one the first day the NZers buy 1 ticket
"How are you gonna manage that" The aussies ask
"Watch and learn my friends" Said a kiwi
They get on the train and the kiwis rush to the bathroom
"Ticket please" The conductor asks about 30 minutes in the train ride!. A kiwi slips the ticket through the small flap!.
The next day the Aussies buy 1 ticket and the kiwis skip that
"No tickets!!? No way!" Says an Aussie
"Watch and learn" Say the kiwis
They also both rush to the toilets this time and cram in two separate toilets!. About 20 minutes into the ride the kiwi unlocks the bathroom door!.
He knocks on the toilet the aussies are in
"Ticket please"
The pass the ticket through the flap, straight to the NZers
No offence intended to anyone!.
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A blonde and a brunette skydived from a plane!. Which one landed first!? The brunette, the blonde stopped along the way to ask for directions
also got one for you blondes ^^
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short!? Because brunettes are stupid to think of longer ones
There are 3 aussies and 3 kiwis in New Zealand on a business trip!. They stay at the same hotel take the same train etc!.
Well, one the first day the NZers buy 1 ticket
"How are you gonna manage that" The aussies ask
"Watch and learn my friends" Said a kiwi
They get on the train and the kiwis rush to the bathroom
"Ticket please" The conductor asks about 30 minutes in the train ride!. A kiwi slips the ticket through the small flap!.
The next day the Aussies buy 1 ticket and the kiwis skip that
"No tickets!!? No way!" Says an Aussie
"Watch and learn" Say the kiwis
They also both rush to the toilets this time and cram in two separate toilets!. About 20 minutes into the ride the kiwi unlocks the bathroom door!.
He knocks on the toilet the aussies are in
"Ticket please"
The pass the ticket through the flap, straight to the NZers
No offence intended to anyone!.
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Answers:
are you blonde!?!?!?
well i think those were cute jokes!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i think those were cute jokes!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thx a lot ^^ , here is some cute show too , http://nicolechanjiaxin!.multiply!.com/vid!.!.!. this if you understand hokkien and you are not muslim)http://nicolechanjiaxin!.multiply!.com/vid!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! Good laugh!.
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Haha, I was about to get offended by the Aussie + New Zealand one but its actaully pretty funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
refreshing read! hahaha! starWww@Enter-QA@Com
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