What a wonderful pet, isn't it?!
Question: What a wonderful pet, isn't it!?
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything!.
The shop owner suggests a faithful dog!.
The man replies, "Come on, a dog!?"
The owner says, "How about a cat!?"
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything!. I want a pet that can do everything!"
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says, "A centipede!? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay!.!.!. I'll try a centipede!." He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen!."
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and!.!.!. it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling the floor waxed!. He's absolutely amazed!.
He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room!."
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room!. The carpet has been vacuumed the furniture cleaned and dusted the pillows on the sofa plumped, plants watered!.
The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!. This really is a pet that can do everything!"
Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper!."
The centipede walks out the door!. 10 minutes later!.!.!. no centipede!.
20 minutes later!.!.!. no centipede!. 30 minutes later!.!.!. no centipede!.
By this point the man is wondering what's going on!. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes!. 45 minutes later!.!.!. still no centipede!
He can't imagine what could have happened!. Did the centipede run away!? Did it get run over by a car!? Where is that centipede!?
So he goes to the front door, opens it!.!.!. and there's the centipede sitting right outside!.
The man says, "Hey!!! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper!. What's the matter!?!"
The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on my shoes!"
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The shop owner suggests a faithful dog!.
The man replies, "Come on, a dog!?"
The owner says, "How about a cat!?"
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything!. I want a pet that can do everything!"
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says, "A centipede!? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay!.!.!. I'll try a centipede!." He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen!."
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and!.!.!. it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling the floor waxed!. He's absolutely amazed!.
He says to the centipede, "Go clean the living room!."
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room!. The carpet has been vacuumed the furniture cleaned and dusted the pillows on the sofa plumped, plants watered!.
The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!. This really is a pet that can do everything!"
Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper!."
The centipede walks out the door!. 10 minutes later!.!.!. no centipede!.
20 minutes later!.!.!. no centipede!. 30 minutes later!.!.!. no centipede!.
By this point the man is wondering what's going on!. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes!. 45 minutes later!.!.!. still no centipede!
He can't imagine what could have happened!. Did the centipede run away!? Did it get run over by a car!? Where is that centipede!?
So he goes to the front door, opens it!.!.!. and there's the centipede sitting right outside!.
The man says, "Hey!!! I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper!. What's the matter!?!"
The centipede says, "I'm goin'! I'm goin'! I'm just puttin' on my shoes!"
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Answers:
That's a good one lol!. Have a star for making me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA! thats FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how would the the centipede get the newspaper!?
he 2 small!.!.!.
he be crushed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he 2 small!.!.!.
he be crushed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahhaa! that's SO CUTE!
This makes me want to get a centipede <3
Thnx for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
This makes me want to get a centipede <3
Thnx for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that is funny and cute!.!.!.thanks for the laugh :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heehee
its cute:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
its cute:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg you made me laugh!.
Lol
Love it
Thank you
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Lol
Love it
Thank you
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lol!.!.!.wonder why it can't walk barefoot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i woulda ran away lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sir Saint, you have hit the heights once again!. That's superb!. Thanks for an hilarious bedtime story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
After spending 2 long days in a dentist's chair!.!.!.
I needed a good joke!
This is a good joke!
Mind you, I still am a little drugged!.!.!.!.
So if you disagree with me, you have that right!.
Of course, you also have the right to remain silent!!!!
Perhaps!.!.!. I should have!.!.!. exercised that right!.!.!. But other people thought this was hillarious too!.!.!.!. So I might be right!
I think the centipede got his boots on, and walked through my mouth!
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I needed a good joke!
This is a good joke!
Mind you, I still am a little drugged!.!.!.!.
So if you disagree with me, you have that right!.
Of course, you also have the right to remain silent!!!!
Perhaps!.!.!. I should have!.!.!. exercised that right!.!.!. But other people thought this was hillarious too!.!.!.!. So I might be right!
I think the centipede got his boots on, and walked through my mouth!
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