Here's a joke for ya!!?!
Question: Here's a joke for ya!!!?
LIE DETECTING ROBOT
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick!. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change!. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases!. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector!.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school!. Tommy was over 2 hours late!.
'Where have you been!? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home!?' asked John!.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy!.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair!.
'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school!.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie!.' said Tommy!.
'What did you watch!?' asked Marsha!.
'The Ten Commandments!.' answered Tommy!.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more!.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied!. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!.'
'I am ashamed of you son,' said John!. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents!.'
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair!.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy!. After all, he is your son!'
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and slapped her right off her chair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick!. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change!. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases!. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector!.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school!. Tommy was over 2 hours late!.
'Where have you been!? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home!?' asked John!.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy!.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair!.
'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school!.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie!.' said Tommy!.
'What did you watch!?' asked Marsha!.
'The Ten Commandments!.' answered Tommy!.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more!.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied!. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!.'
'I am ashamed of you son,' said John!. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents!.'
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair!.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy!. After all, he is your son!'
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and slapped her right off her chair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao!!!! OHHHH that made my day, i want a lie detecting robot now!.!.!.thank you for the laugh, you get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha, Aaahahahahahahahahahaha
I can't help myself laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can't help myself laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hear an interesting story about a young kid! www!.Bacovin89!.weebly!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com
Poor Tommy!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
SOOOOOOO!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.THE QUESTION IS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hilarious! thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, now who is guilty!. Where can I get me one Lie Detecting Robot!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give 'em Hell, baby!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
oooOOOOooo burn!
that was a pretty good one you get a stickerWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was a pretty good one you get a stickerWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That sucked!.!.!.oh no don't slap me lie detecting robot!!! (jk, that was great!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OD lolsz Marsha in Trouble!.!. nice idea!.!. a lie detecting robot!.!. i like this joke!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok I will ask the QUESTION !.!.then!.!.!.
do you like umbrelas!?!?!.!.
*smile*Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you like umbrelas!?!?!.!.
*smile*Www@Enter-QA@Com