Oh no, Not DUMMY again?!


Question: Oh no, Not DUMMY again!?
The teacher told the class to write a short story but it should follow the classics that always include:- mystery!. religion, sex and royalty!.
After three minutes little Johnny said "I've finished teacher" She said "you couldn't have, show me"
So Johnny showed her
"Holy Moses" said the princess, "I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it"

What can you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you
Shorten her chain

Why do they usually name hurricanes after women
They come in wild and wet, when they are gone so is your house and car

A Jewish lady named Mrs!. Rosenburg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews
The desk clerk looked down at the book and said "Sorry no room!. The hotel is full!. Well as a matter of we don't admit Jews!.
The lady stiffened and said I'll have you know I've converted to your religion!."
The desk clerk said "Oh yeah, let me ask you a couple of questions!.
"Where was Jesus born!?"
The lady said "In a manger in Bethlehem"
"That's right" said the clerk, "but why was he born in a manger"!?
She shouted "Because a stupid, idiotic jerk like you wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room in the hotel,

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Answers:
How did you find out that I'm Jewish!

(Well I suppose I'm not practicing anymore, and I guess I was really only half Jewish, but the half that counts!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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The last one is the best of all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I liked them all and the hurricane one so so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

the ist one is good and last one excellent!Www@Enter-QA@Com

the 4th one is so funny LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

first one is damn funny!.!.!.haahaaah haaaahaaaa!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
like it alot
and so is the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that last one was theee funniest! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

props to the last one (:Www@Enter-QA@Com

no 4 is real funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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