WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC?!


Question: WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC!?
WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job ofspending the money I earn than I would!. I'm voting Democrat because freedomof speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it!. I'm voting Democratbecause when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop whatthey're doing because they now think we're good people!. I'm voting Democratbecause I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on FridayCAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don'tstart driving a Prius!. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned aboutthe slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmatesalive!. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not beallowed to make profits for themselves!. They need to break even and give therest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit!. I'm votingDemocrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals needto rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks whowould NEVER get their agendas past the voters!. I'm voting Democrat because Ibelieve that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there,they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house toshoot them with!. & nbsp; (My favoriteJ): I'm voting Democrat because I lovethe fact that I can now marry whatever I want!. I've decided to marry myhorse!. I'm voting Democrat ! because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon ofgas at 15% isn't!. * * * * * Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it!?
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No, stay in jokes, the election sure is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not really a joke!. Some good points but in the wrong section!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol I thought I was going to have to argue with you for a minute!. Like it but yea not really in the right section!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good points!!!

God help this country!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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