Oldies; funny or not?!


Question: Oldies; funny or not!?

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box!.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track!?"
Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track!."

"What if the lever broke!?" asks the inspector!.
"I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom!.

"What if that had been struck by lightning!?" challenges the inspector!.
"Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box!."

"What if the phone was busy!?"
"In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station"!.

"What if that had been vandalized!?"
"Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo!."

This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that!?"




An elderly couple is vacationing in the West!.

Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots!.

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly!.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen!?"

Helen looks him over, "Nope!."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look!. Notice anything different about me!?"

Helen looks again, "Nope!."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots!.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT!?"

Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different!? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN!? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat!."
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Answers:
lol, i like the 2nd but i dont get the first !._!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yesenoWww@Enter-QA@Com

how old are these oldies!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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