Anyone know any (ambiguity)Jokes?!
Question: Anyone know any (ambiguity)Jokes!?
****for those who don't know what ambiguity is : basically something which has more than one meaning*****
e!.g!. like flying planes can be dangerous - the pilot flying it can be dangerous or flying planes u see in the sky can be dangerous
thanks ^_^
p!.s whats the 2 meanings of the following:
As Imran came into bowl i saw her duck
many poor students are on scholarships Www@Enter-QA@Com
e!.g!. like flying planes can be dangerous - the pilot flying it can be dangerous or flying planes u see in the sky can be dangerous
thanks ^_^
p!.s whats the 2 meanings of the following:
As Imran came into bowl i saw her duck
many poor students are on scholarships Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
From the old movie 'Carry on Doctor' (or nurse, whatever)!.
Pretty, busty nurse eating fruit, walking into work!.
Ambulance driver: 'Cor, what a lovely pear' (pair!)
And, your second example:
Poor, as in 'to be pitied (because they're students)
Poor, as in impoverishedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty, busty nurse eating fruit, walking into work!.
Ambulance driver: 'Cor, what a lovely pear' (pair!)
And, your second example:
Poor, as in 'to be pitied (because they're students)
Poor, as in impoverishedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest!.
But seriously I think you are trying to reinvent the pun - definition http://www!.answers!.com/pun
More jokes - http://www!.punoftheday!.com/cgi-bin/dispp!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But seriously I think you are trying to reinvent the pun - definition http://www!.answers!.com/pun
More jokes - http://www!.punoftheday!.com/cgi-bin/dispp!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know any, but here's yours:
1!.) I saw her duck DOWN
I saw her PET duck
2!.) Hmm!.!.!.idk :SWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!.) I saw her duck DOWN
I saw her PET duck
2!.) Hmm!.!.!.idk :SWww@Enter-QA@Com