Who knows the funniest joke?!
Question: Who knows the funniest joke!?
i want to laugh!. Tell me your funniest (short) joke, long ones will be ignored! The joke that makes me laugh the most will get 10 points, so goodluck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years!. Every morning the old man would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his wife's annoyance!. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained!.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to her husband's ****!. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream!. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs!.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to her husband's ****!. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream!. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs!.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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"Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna Visit Gramma!"
"Shut up and keep digging!."
"Mommy, Mommy, why is Daddy running!?"
"Shut up and reload!."
"Mommy, Mommy, why am I going in circles!?"
"Shut up or I'lll nail your other foot to the floor!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Shut up and keep digging!."
"Mommy, Mommy, why is Daddy running!?"
"Shut up and reload!."
"Mommy, Mommy, why am I going in circles!?"
"Shut up or I'lll nail your other foot to the floor!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why doesn't Tigger have any friends!?
Because he plays with Pooh! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he plays with Pooh! Www@Enter-QA@Com