Here's a joke. Good enough for stars?!
Question: Here's a joke!. Good enough for stars!?
There are two muffins in a microwave!.
One muffin says, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One muffin says, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow - someone had just asked for jokes a few minutes ago and I gave them the same one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha this is so funny!!!
i can't wait to tell my classmates about this!!!
more jokes:
No Toilet Paper
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party!.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump!." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump!.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper!.!.!. You have wipe your *** with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you!."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his *** with his fingers and stuck them out the hole!.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers!.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers!.
Ugliest Kid Ever
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road!. He passed a woman who was walking a young child!. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen!. Damn, that is one ugly child!!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears!. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue!. "What's the matter, madam!?" he asked!. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed!. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket!. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
Posh Fart
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs!.
Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it!.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly!.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now!.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman!. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today!?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost!?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is!."
Coffee Dilemma
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning!.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee"!.
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee!."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee!."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me!."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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i can't wait to tell my classmates about this!!!
more jokes:
No Toilet Paper
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party!.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump!." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump!.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper!.!.!. You have wipe your *** with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you!."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his *** with his fingers and stuck them out the hole!.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers!.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers!.
Ugliest Kid Ever
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road!. He passed a woman who was walking a young child!. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen!. Damn, that is one ugly child!!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears!. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue!. "What's the matter, madam!?" he asked!. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed!. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket!. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
Posh Fart
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs!.
Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it!.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly!.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now!.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman!. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today!?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost!?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is!."
Coffee Dilemma
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning!.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee"!.
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee!."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee!."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me!."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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zOMG!.
ive heard that one before!.
i loved it then!.
i still love it now!.
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ive heard that one before!.
i loved it then!.
i still love it now!.
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no stars for you but 2 points for me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This joke is way old, but still funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha YES that cracked me up!.
hahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com