Here's some good Chuck jokes. Star?!

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe!. Chuck said, "Don't you know who I am!? I'm CHUCK NORRIS!" At the sound of his name alone the blind man was healed of his blindness!. Unfortunately, all he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face!.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd!. No one fools Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick!.

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does!. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win!? Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check!. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling!.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him!.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.

Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest!.

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars!. That's why there are no signs of life there!.

A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states!.



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