Joke> You heard about the devil and hell?Kinda long but dont you think its wo!


Question: Joke> You heard about the devil and hell!?Kinda long but dont you think its worth the read!?
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies!.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St!. Peter at the entrance!.

"Welcome to heaven," says St!. Peter!. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem!. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you!."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man!.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up!. What we'll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven!. Then you
can choose where to spend eternity!."

"Really, I've made up my mind!. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator!.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules!."

And with that, St!. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell!. The doors open and he finds himself
in the middle of a green golf course!. In the distance is a clubhouse
and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians
who had worked with him!.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress!. They run to greet him,
shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the expense of the people!.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne!.

also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who
has a good time dancing and telling jokes!. They are having such a
good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go!.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
rises!.!.!.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St!.
Peter
is waiting for him!.

"Now it's time to visit heaven!."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing!. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St!.
Peter returns!.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven!. Now
choose your eternity!."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would
never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but
I think I would be better off in hell!."

So St!. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell!.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a
barren land covered with waste and garbage!.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above!.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder!.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator!. "Yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and
caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time!. Now
there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable!.
What happened!?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning!.!. !.



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Answers:
OMG! This is so good! I just have to send it all over the country!
Here I go again- copy and paste!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That just about sums up 99% of Politicians, its a pity we haven't the money to put it on all the bill boards in America for the coming election, and then sent over to the English for their election in 2010, they need it more than the Americans!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lovely joke,
Lovely joke :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's true, hahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A different twist on the tale of Bill Gates in heaven:

"Yesterday, that was the Demo!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A great one, kitty!. I enjoyed the bottom line with a O'Henry Twist!

This one is true & Politically correct too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant! have another starWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO! That was great! Thanks K!Www@Enter-QA@Com

true they must be republican haWww@Enter-QA@Com

really nice and true!!!!:Dyou deserve a 2 stars!but sorry I just can give you one!;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

An oldie and a goodieWww@Enter-QA@Com

I am very pleased with that joke, even for its length!. Well done!

It's funny cause its true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It has a morale but its so not worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

great joke shows how the devil is decivingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Couldn't be more true! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very apt !! So true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA! Best one I've heard in a LONG time! Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one
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sounds about right!.!.!.!.lol
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lol worth the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was great and so true ! me thinks most of our congress will in up there enjoying the fruits of their labor ! Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get it could someone say what it means in this questionWww@Enter-QA@Com

Jolly good!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol A * 4 UWww@Enter-QA@Com

Poor McCain!.!.!.we wont miss youWww@Enter-QA@Com


WOW I JUST PASTED A JOKE LIKE THIS 2 DAYS AGO

HIGH POWERED SALES PROMOTER RECRUITER IN LIFE

AND IT ENDED WITH

THE DEVIL LOOKS AT HER AND STATED>!.\

YESTERDAY WE WERE RECRUITING!. !.TODAY YOU ARE HIRED

AMAZINGWww@Enter-QA@Com



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