Have u heard the one about the Chinese guy searching for a Cliff Richard single !
Question: Have u heard the one about the Chinese guy searching for a Cliff Richard single in HMV!?
A Chinese guy goes into HMV store, and asks the assistant , 'herro, have u got the song by sir Criff Richaa called 'Itchy Fanny!?'
The stunned bloke answers 'erm no, that sounds actually quite rude, Cliff Richard wouldnt sing a song like that as he doenst know what a vagina is(lol)!. Are you 100% sure it isn't a comedy song ie Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson for example!? Have you any idea what it sounds like, if you sing the first line, maybe I will recognise it and be able to help you!?'
So, the Chinese guy obliges and starts to sing!.!.' Itchy fanny, how we don't talk anymore!.!.!.!.'
thanks for all the stars !!!!! bless you and your mistletoe lmao
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The stunned bloke answers 'erm no, that sounds actually quite rude, Cliff Richard wouldnt sing a song like that as he doenst know what a vagina is(lol)!. Are you 100% sure it isn't a comedy song ie Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson for example!? Have you any idea what it sounds like, if you sing the first line, maybe I will recognise it and be able to help you!?'
So, the Chinese guy obliges and starts to sing!.!.' Itchy fanny, how we don't talk anymore!.!.!.!.'
thanks for all the stars !!!!! bless you and your mistletoe lmao
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would you like 'sore finger' with your chipsWww@Enter-QA@Com
2/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Effing else!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
sure he wasn't japanese!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I no think its funny, don't give up the day job!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
face/deskWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.pls explain ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com