How good is tthese jokes?!


Question: How good is tthese jokes!?
3 men where at the FBI for a job interview!.

The first man walked into the office!.The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal,dedicated, and give us your all!. Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun,hesitated,and said "Sorry,I can't"

The next interviewe came into the office!.The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all!.Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun,walked into the room, then walked out!."Sorry" he said!.

The last man came into the office!.The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal,dedicated, and give us your all!.Your wife is in the next room!.I want you to go in there and shoot her" The man took the gun and went into the room!.The Agent heard 6 shots,silence,then a lot of screaming!.
The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks,so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"




Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence!. Interested in what the
rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What
are you up to there, Tim!?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking
up, “and I’ve just buried him!.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for
a goldfish, isn’t it!?”

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s
because he’s inside your cat!”



Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news!.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first!.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results!. They said you have 24 hours to live!.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE!? What's the very bad news!?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i think all three are pretty darn funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are great Www@Enter-QA@Com

The first and the third one are very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like all 3 of them!. Pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

all three were funny!.nothing was lameWww@Enter-QA@Com

i get the last two not the first one!. Www@Enter-QA@Com



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