What do you think of these laws?!
Question: What do you think of these laws!?
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
&Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!.&Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner!.
&Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act!.
&Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers!.
&Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire!.&Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now!.
&Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings!.&Law of Certainty (a bit more of the bath) If waiting for someone to call, take a shower or use the toilet, it will ring as soon as you are unavailable!. &Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with!.
&Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!.
&Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach!.
&Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last!.
&The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold!.
&Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers!.
&Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug!. &Law of the Symptoms
Once you finally get the Doctor or Dentist appointment, it won't hurt anymore!.
&Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!.
&Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly!.
&Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet!.
&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it Www@Enter-QA@Com
&Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!.&Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner!.
&Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act!.
&Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers!.
&Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire!.&Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now!.
&Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings!.&Law of Certainty (a bit more of the bath) If waiting for someone to call, take a shower or use the toilet, it will ring as soon as you are unavailable!. &Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with!.
&Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!.
&Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach!.
&Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last!.
&The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold!.
&Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers!.
&Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug!. &Law of the Symptoms
Once you finally get the Doctor or Dentist appointment, it won't hurt anymore!.
&Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!.
&Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly!.
&Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet!.
&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
So very very true - especially the last one - that's the one I keep running into lately!.
They either don't make it anymore, it's NEW and IMPROVED ( therefore I don't like it anymore) or the shop doesn't stock it because "there's no demand"Www@Enter-QA@Com
They either don't make it anymore, it's NEW and IMPROVED ( therefore I don't like it anymore) or the shop doesn't stock it because "there's no demand"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah its true!.!. LOL scientist should look this up!.
heres one law i remembered
The law on events:
The effort you give to make an event perfect is directly proportional of something wrong will happenWww@Enter-QA@Com
heres one law i remembered
The law on events:
The effort you give to make an event perfect is directly proportional of something wrong will happenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol so true especially the last one
&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
that one is so true lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
that one is so true lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Hilarious and clever!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so true!!!!!!!!! especially the wrong #sWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow,its very true!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! HALARIOUS JOKE! AND 2 TRUE!! u deserve a \~*~/Www@Enter-QA@Com
HEHEHE SO FRIGGIN TRUE! XD LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are all completely true and annoying!.!.!.grrrWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow, all so, so true!. can you have this posted all over new york!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. this is all so true!Www@Enter-QA@Com