How true are these?!?!?!

Things I Learned From The Movies:

1!. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once
2!. If being chased through town, you can casually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year
3!. All beds have special L shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her
4!. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread
5!. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down
6!. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving
7!. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place!. Nobody will ever think of looking for you there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty!. There is never dust or lint in the ventilation ducts
8!. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition – even if you haven’t been carrying any before
9!. You’re very likely to survive any battle of war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home
10!. Should you wish to pass yourself as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language!. A German accent will do
11!. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming exhibition
12!. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris
13!. A man will show no pain taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds
14!. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long
15!. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill – just grab one at random and hand it over!. It will always be the exact fare
16!. Kitchens don’t have light switches!. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the refrigerator door and use that light instead
17!. At night women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear
18!. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat
19!. Cars that crash will always burst into flames or explode
20!. The chief of police will always suspend his star detective or five him 48 hours to finish the job
21!. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a baseball stadium
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth
22!. Although in the present day it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology
23!. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant
24!. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending a phone conversation!. It only wastes time
25!. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off
26!. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting
27!. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts!. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
28!. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite
29!. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other
30!. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one
31!. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment
32!. When you turn off the lights everything turns to a bluish colour but you could still see
33!. When that strange noise you heard is just the cat…!.it wasn’t actually the catWww@Enter-QA@Com

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