Subject: Investment advice UK?!
Question: Subject: Investment advice UK!?
If you had purchased ￡1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now
be worth ￡4!.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your ￡1000 would have been worth
￡16!.50, ￡1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than ￡5, but if
you bought ￡1000 worth of Tenants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took
the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get ￡214!. So based
on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and re-cycle!.
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be worth ￡4!.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your ￡1000 would have been worth
￡16!.50, ￡1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than ￡5, but if
you bought ￡1000 worth of Tenants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took
the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get ￡214!. So based
on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and re-cycle!.
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Answers:
ha ha ha ha you are smart
and thanks for the advice!.!.!.!.! Www@Enter-QA@Com
and thanks for the advice!.!.!.!.! Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one!.
but i hated canned alcoholic drinks!.
lager/beer
so what should i do ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but i hated canned alcoholic drinks!.
lager/beer
so what should i do ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
too bad, 5 more years to go!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com