Who's afraid of the devil ?!
Question: Who's afraid of the devil !?
people were in there pews talking at church
Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving seeming oblivious to the fact God's worst enemy was in his presence!.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said , Don't you know who I am!?!!
The man replied,"Yep sure do "!.
"Aren't you afraid of me !? Satan asked
"Nope sure ain't' said the man ,
'Don't you realise i can kill with a word !? asked Satan ,
' Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone ,
'Did you know that i could cause you profound horrifying agony for eternity !?' peristed Satan !.
' Yep,' was the calm reply !.
'And your still not afraid !?!.asked Satan
' Nope said the old man!.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well why aren't you affraid of me"
The old man calmly replied!.' Been married to your sister for 44 years!.'
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Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving seeming oblivious to the fact God's worst enemy was in his presence!.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said , Don't you know who I am!?!!
The man replied,"Yep sure do "!.
"Aren't you afraid of me !? Satan asked
"Nope sure ain't' said the man ,
'Don't you realise i can kill with a word !? asked Satan ,
' Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone ,
'Did you know that i could cause you profound horrifying agony for eternity !?' peristed Satan !.
' Yep,' was the calm reply !.
'And your still not afraid !?!.asked Satan
' Nope said the old man!.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well why aren't you affraid of me"
The old man calmly replied!.' Been married to your sister for 44 years!.'
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Answers:
So you've met my sister in law have you Bob!?!?
That's a good one, made me laugh anyway!
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Here's a (((HUG))) for ya!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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