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Question: What about these ones then back to school !?
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America !.
MARIA: Here it is!.
TEACHER: Correct!. Now class, who discovered America !?
CLASS: Maria!.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor!?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile!?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!.



TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water!?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!.
TEACHER: What are you talking about!?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.




TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty!?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!.



TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I!. '
MILLIE: I is!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!.!.!. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'




TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand!.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his!?
CLYDE : No, sir!. It's the same dog!.
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Wow! It's too nice!.If I could see you,I would have given a present for giving such good jokes!.You and "Jokes are healthy" are good joke tellers!.!.I loovved it!.Keep on giving some jokes like these, you will becaome popular among us!.You keep on smiling and let other people smile!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao these take me back when i was around their age!.

my fav:

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand!.
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i don't get the 9th letter of the alphabet 1 and the mom is a good cook 1, but the rest are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Wonderful!. Every time I hear them I laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thank God for the little children and their wonderful Innocent answers!.
They are priceless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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those are funny star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

ive heard most of them bforeWww@Enter-QA@Com

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lol good ones !!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha!!! awesome jokes!!! they are so simple yet subtle!!! you have got a star from me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very cute!.!.!.like kids!.!.!.and for kids!.!.!.thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i usually don't like these sort of ones but these are good :DWww@Enter-QA@Com



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