Can you think of any jokes spur of the moment?!


Question: Can you think of any jokes spur of the moment!?
By this I mean jokes for just that moment, like me and my other friend are arguing and my second friend says " allow me to translate!." then repeats everything I say like a robot!. XD any jokes like that!? I'm NOT saying this to be funny or anything I'm just a bit curious on what people would say!. Thanks!!

P!.S!. this means joke only for that moment no knock, knock jokes or "a girl walk into a bar" not things like that!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I have two!.

I was at my parents ( i recently moved out) and the phone rang so by habit i answered!. It was a bill collector!. She sounded foreign!. Anyway!.!. they were asking if it was the home of my parents i said yes then she asked to speak with my mom!. I put the lady on hold and asked if my mom wants to talk!. Frustrated, my mom yells, "AHHHHH ive talked to them 20 times already!!!!!"!. So, i picked up the phone again and said sorry, shes emotionaly unavailable lol!.
They got a kick out of that!.

Then another time i was over there!. This was a week after i moved out!. The phone rang and again i picked up!. The guy on the line asks to speak with me (well what a coincidence!!) so i said this is she!.!. and he proceeded to ask me what political party i was for and who i wanted to win and what were the issues i thought were most damaging to society!. I answered a few and got bored so i told them to hang on and then hung up on them lol!. Well what do you know!.!. he called back!! I picked up again lol and he asked to speak with me again!. So!.!. i replied!.!. "she doesnt live here!" lol he didnt call back!. I wonder how long he sat there and scratched his head!.!.!.

ok so you had to be there but at least i took the time to answer your question!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

huh!.!.!.let me think!.!.!.!.Why did the blonde starred at the orange juice!?!?!?
because it said concentrate!! i know this probly doesnt relate 2 what u wanted to hear but u dint say anything about blond jokes!!LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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