Do you like nun jokes ?!
Question: Do you like nun jokes !?
Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies!. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical and the other one was known as Sister Logical!.
It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent!. Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past half-hour!?
Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants!.
Sister Logical: It's logical!. He wants to rape us!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes, 20 seconds at the most!. What can we do!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster!.
Sister Mathematical: It's not working!.
Sister Logical: Of course it's not working!. The man did the only logical thing!. He started to walk faster too!.
Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do!? At this rate he will reach us in one minute!.
Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is split!. You go that way and I'll go this way!. He cannot follow us both!. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical!.
Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about what had happened to Sister Logical!.
Then Sister Logical arrived, breathless and flushed!.
Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened!. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me!.
Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened!. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could!.
Sister Mathematical: And!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened!. He reached me!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do!. I lifted my dress up!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do!. He pulled down his pants!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then!?
Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister!? A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I bet you thought this would be dirty joke!!!!!
Say two "Hail Mary's"!.!.!.and clean up your act!)
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It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent!. Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past half-hour!?
Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants!.
Sister Logical: It's logical!. He wants to rape us!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes, 20 seconds at the most!. What can we do!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster!.
Sister Mathematical: It's not working!.
Sister Logical: Of course it's not working!. The man did the only logical thing!. He started to walk faster too!.
Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do!? At this rate he will reach us in one minute!.
Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is split!. You go that way and I'll go this way!. He cannot follow us both!. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical!.
Sister Mathematical arrived at the convent and was worried about what had happened to Sister Logical!.
Then Sister Logical arrived, breathless and flushed!.
Sister Mathematical: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened!. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me!.
Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened!. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could!.
Sister Mathematical: And!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened!. He reached me!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do!. I lifted my dress up!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do!?
Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do!. He pulled down his pants!.
Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then!?
Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister!? A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I bet you thought this would be dirty joke!!!!!
Say two "Hail Mary's"!.!.!.and clean up your act!)
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Answers:
I have another one for you:
Two nuns are driving a car through the forest at night, a vampire leaps onto the bonnet of the car!.
"My goodness!" said Mary, "It's a Vampire, quick Lucy, show him your cross!"
Lucy then stick her head out of the window and says "get off the bonnet, you bastard!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two nuns are driving a car through the forest at night, a vampire leaps onto the bonnet of the car!.
"My goodness!" said Mary, "It's a Vampire, quick Lucy, show him your cross!"
Lucy then stick her head out of the window and says "get off the bonnet, you bastard!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! Best one I've heard today (except the one i posted obviously!)
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