Laws Of Reality... (Joke)?!
Question: Laws Of Reality!.!.!. (Joke)!?
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
&Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!.&Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner!.
&Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act!.
&Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers!.
&Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire!.&Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now!.
&Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings!.&Law of Certainty (a bit more of the bath) If waiting for someone to call, take a shower or use the toilet, it will ring as soon as you are unavailable!. &Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with!.
&Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!.
&Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach!.
&Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last!.
&The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold!.
&Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers!.
&Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug!. &Law of the Symptoms
Once you finally get the Doctor or Dentist appointment, it won't hurt anymore!.
&Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!.
&Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly!.
&Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet!.
&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making Www@Enter-QA@Com
&Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!.&Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner!.
&Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act!.
&Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers!.
&Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire!.&Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now!.
&Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings!.&Law of Certainty (a bit more of the bath) If waiting for someone to call, take a shower or use the toilet, it will ring as soon as you are unavailable!. &Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with!.
&Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!.
&Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach!.
&Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last!.
&The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold!.
&Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers!.
&Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug!. &Law of the Symptoms
Once you finally get the Doctor or Dentist appointment, it won't hurt anymore!.
&Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about!.
&Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly!.
&Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet!.
&Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!! so true even if its from another dude or dudet on Y!A hey im still gonna star! =) Www@Enter-QA@Com
& Law of Sports
as soon as you make a good play, nobody sees it
& Law of Games
the first game your girlfriend sees is the first game you lose
& Law of Weather
There is a hailstorm on your first free afternoon
& Inverse Law of Weather
The snow finally melts- on your day offWww@Enter-QA@Com
as soon as you make a good play, nobody sees it
& Law of Games
the first game your girlfriend sees is the first game you lose
& Law of Weather
There is a hailstorm on your first free afternoon
& Inverse Law of Weather
The snow finally melts- on your day offWww@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies that Law and Bath happens to me everytime,I always wait for that time that a certain person tells me they gonna phone,and guess what they always catch me in the damm BATH!!!
Now how's that for bad timing!?!?!?xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now how's that for bad timing!?!?!?xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ohhh how very very true, always worth another posting, there are always people who hadn't seen them before, cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha those are so true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! the law of biomechanics happens 2 me all the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg these are all soooo true lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard these on answers b4!. where did u get these!? i need to post them somewhere in my skool just for fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol true facts of life and disbility of life, very interesting, whoever made dese up must no da appropriate fields towards dis lol, or mayb dey jus one day decided to figure out how all dese things seemed to really work lol i think anywae dese are coolies lol like dem soo much
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OMFG! This is so true! Thank you, for proving that I'm not that crazy! (In these subjects, anyway)
PS-- the law of biomechanics is not only an itch related to your reach, it's also proportionate to where it is ;)
OOH! OOH! also, I have another one:
Law of Bladderia Controlization:
How much you really need to go to the bathroom varies, depending on how far away the bathroom is, and if anyone else is in it!. As in, if you desparately need to go, chances are the bathroom is on the other side of the area, with a line waiting at the door!. also related:
Law of Paper Amount/Paper Sensitivity:
If, by some miracle, you beat the Law or Bladderia Controlization, then 99% of the time, there is no toilet paper what-so-ever!. And, by the severely off-chance, if there is toilet paper, then it is hard, scratchy, and gives you a burning rash in places you would rather not speak of, especially to the very hot/cute looking pharmasist that you talk to at Rite Aid!. See the Law of Attendant's Attractiveness in Embarrassing Situations!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
PS-- the law of biomechanics is not only an itch related to your reach, it's also proportionate to where it is ;)
OOH! OOH! also, I have another one:
Law of Bladderia Controlization:
How much you really need to go to the bathroom varies, depending on how far away the bathroom is, and if anyone else is in it!. As in, if you desparately need to go, chances are the bathroom is on the other side of the area, with a line waiting at the door!. also related:
Law of Paper Amount/Paper Sensitivity:
If, by some miracle, you beat the Law or Bladderia Controlization, then 99% of the time, there is no toilet paper what-so-ever!. And, by the severely off-chance, if there is toilet paper, then it is hard, scratchy, and gives you a burning rash in places you would rather not speak of, especially to the very hot/cute looking pharmasist that you talk to at Rite Aid!. See the Law of Attendant's Attractiveness in Embarrassing Situations!. ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com