Rejected Hallmark Cards ...?!
Question: Rejected Hallmark Cards !.!.!.!?
Rejected Hallmark Cards
1!. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day!.!.!.
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay!.
2!. My tire was thumping!.!.!.!.
I thought it was flat!.!.!.!.
when I looked at the tire!.!.!.!.
I noticed your cat!.!.!.
3!. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends!.!.!.!.
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends!.
4!. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!.
5!. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy!.
6!. Heard your wife left you!.!.!.
How upset you must be!.!.!.
But don't fret about it !.!.!.!.
She moved in with me
7!. Your computer is dead!.!.!.
it was once so alive
Don't you regret
installing Windows 95!?
8!. You totaled your car!.!.!.
and can't remember why!.!.!.
could it have been!.!.!.
that case of Bud Light!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day!.!.!.
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay!.
2!. My tire was thumping!.!.!.!.
I thought it was flat!.!.!.!.
when I looked at the tire!.!.!.!.
I noticed your cat!.!.!.
3!. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends!.!.!.!.
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends!.
4!. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!.
5!. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy!.
6!. Heard your wife left you!.!.!.
How upset you must be!.!.!.
But don't fret about it !.!.!.!.
She moved in with me
7!. Your computer is dead!.!.!.
it was once so alive
Don't you regret
installing Windows 95!?
8!. You totaled your car!.!.!.
and can't remember why!.!.!.
could it have been!.!.!.
that case of Bud Light!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Who would reject those!
In my family, I could have used quite a few of those!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In my family, I could have used quite a few of those!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it better when you post your own original jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
These were rejected!?!!?!!?! =OWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
4 and # 7 ---too funny !! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny, Spencer's gifts have a few like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hallmark is insane!!!
who would ever reject those!?!
they should go in humor sectio lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
who would ever reject those!?!
they should go in humor sectio lolWww@Enter-QA@Com