If you can make me laugh!!?!
Question: If you can make me laugh!!!?
I'll give you 10 points!
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Answers:
Things you MUST DO next time you are in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back
for more!.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking!.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers!.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that!?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally!.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist!.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura!.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it!.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there!?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly!.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers!.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope!.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"!.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27)Start randomly laughing hysterically
28)When the elevator goes down scream "Someone, get a parachute!"
29)Ask "Is it just me, or is the ground moving!?"
30)Have a friend outside the elevator call you!. When you answer, talk your everyday conversation then say "Oh, I just escaped from my insane asylum!. Nothing too exciting!."
31)Bring a Nintendo or something that has games and say realy loudly and with much emotion stuff like "come on, come on!.!.!.jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump you can do it! Yes! Ahhh! Robot stole my crystal!"
32)Stand nose to nose with one of the people and stare at them as unblinkingly as you can with a very serious grim look on your face!.
33) Pretend you're at Disney World and have just boarded the Tower of Terror!.
34)Bump into someone and then say your sorry over and over again and pretend it's the most serious offense you've ever done to someone!.
35)Sing a really dumb song extremely out of key!.
36)Look in a mirror and pretend you're reflection can talk!.
37)Do any one of the Funny Things and if someone stares or glances at you, catch their eye and say "What are you looking at!?"
38)Wear your girly-est clothes, trip someone, then say "Dude, what's your problem!?" with your most boyish voice!.
39)Have an imaginery conversation with your 'imaginary' friend who, apparently, is standing right where someone who actually is there is standing!.
Things to do with 1 or More Friends
40)When there's only one other person, bring a group of 3 or 4 friends, surround the person and stare at him/her!.
41)When there's only one other person, make a circle around the person and skip around in a circle and sing 'Ring Around the Rosy'
42)Talk complete nonsense that isn't even a real language!.
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back
for more!.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking!.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers!.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that!?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally!.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist!.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura!.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it!.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there!?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly!.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers!.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope!.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"!.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27)Start randomly laughing hysterically
28)When the elevator goes down scream "Someone, get a parachute!"
29)Ask "Is it just me, or is the ground moving!?"
30)Have a friend outside the elevator call you!. When you answer, talk your everyday conversation then say "Oh, I just escaped from my insane asylum!. Nothing too exciting!."
31)Bring a Nintendo or something that has games and say realy loudly and with much emotion stuff like "come on, come on!.!.!.jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump you can do it! Yes! Ahhh! Robot stole my crystal!"
32)Stand nose to nose with one of the people and stare at them as unblinkingly as you can with a very serious grim look on your face!.
33) Pretend you're at Disney World and have just boarded the Tower of Terror!.
34)Bump into someone and then say your sorry over and over again and pretend it's the most serious offense you've ever done to someone!.
35)Sing a really dumb song extremely out of key!.
36)Look in a mirror and pretend you're reflection can talk!.
37)Do any one of the Funny Things and if someone stares or glances at you, catch their eye and say "What are you looking at!?"
38)Wear your girly-est clothes, trip someone, then say "Dude, what's your problem!?" with your most boyish voice!.
39)Have an imaginery conversation with your 'imaginary' friend who, apparently, is standing right where someone who actually is there is standing!.
Things to do with 1 or More Friends
40)When there's only one other person, bring a group of 3 or 4 friends, surround the person and stare at him/her!.
41)When there's only one other person, make a circle around the person and skip around in a circle and sing 'Ring Around the Rosy'
42)Talk complete nonsense that isn't even a real language!.
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Once upon a time there was a funny joke! It was so funny that everyone laughed, including "I love Nomar Garciaparra"!
also I have 2 misspellings, but I don't give a **** because spellchecker is probably some homeless guy thinking that checking vocabulary makes up for not having a sex life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
also I have 2 misspellings, but I don't give a **** because spellchecker is probably some homeless guy thinking that checking vocabulary makes up for not having a sex life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually she slept through the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe!?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' *Teacher FaintsWww@Enter-QA@Com
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' *Teacher FaintsWww@Enter-QA@Com
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1!. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer!. (OK in Texas )
2!. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in!.
3!. Aren't you the guy from the Village People!?
4!. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!. Good job!
5!. Are You Andy or Barney!?
6!. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer!.
7!. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you!?
8!. I pay your salary!
9!. Gee, Officer! That's terrific!. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10!. Do you know why you pulled me over!? Okay, just so one of us does!.
11!. I was trying to keep up with traffic!. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around!.!. That's how far ahead of me they are!.
12!. When the Officer says 'Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking!?' You probably shouldn't respond with, 'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts!?'
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1!. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer!. (OK in Texas )
2!. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in!.
3!. Aren't you the guy from the Village People!?
4!. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!. Good job!
5!. Are You Andy or Barney!?
6!. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer!.
7!. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you!?
8!. I pay your salary!
9!. Gee, Officer! That's terrific!. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10!. Do you know why you pulled me over!? Okay, just so one of us does!.
11!. I was trying to keep up with traffic!. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around!.!. That's how far ahead of me they are!.
12!. When the Officer says 'Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking!?' You probably shouldn't respond with, 'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts!?'
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a immigrant moved into america and could only say a couple of words
he was a singer and could only sing MEEE
than he was a waiter and could only sat forks&knives forkks&knives
than he was a candy guy and he could only say gittygitty gumdrop
and last he was an electriton and he could only say plug it in plug it in
one day there was a killin
and a police man stoped the guy and he asked him
WHO KILLED THE MAN!?
meeee!!!
what did you kill him with!?!
forks&&knives forkds&&knives
ARE YOU CRAZY
gitty gitty gumdrop gitty gitty gumdrop
THAT"S IT! YOUR GOING TO THE ELECTRIC CHIAR!!
plug it in! plug it in!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he was a singer and could only sing MEEE
than he was a waiter and could only sat forks&knives forkks&knives
than he was a candy guy and he could only say gittygitty gumdrop
and last he was an electriton and he could only say plug it in plug it in
one day there was a killin
and a police man stoped the guy and he asked him
WHO KILLED THE MAN!?
meeee!!!
what did you kill him with!?!
forks&&knives forkds&&knives
ARE YOU CRAZY
gitty gitty gumdrop gitty gitty gumdrop
THAT"S IT! YOUR GOING TO THE ELECTRIC CHIAR!!
plug it in! plug it in!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde is driving on her way to work!.
Her husband calls her cellphone, and tells her to be careful
because there is a crazed driver going the wrong way on the 405!.
To which the blond replies "Yeah there's not just one,
there's f*cking hundreds of them!"
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try exercising with Jack!.!.!.!.at least its good for a laugh http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=TKCGe2Ezr!.!.!. comments welcome Www@Enter-QA@Com
watch this http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Exr5WVoRj!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=x0S5zS8jS!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=x0S5zS8jS!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'll keep recylcing this!. yay, 2 more points!.
hahahaha i love it!. best everWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha i love it!. best everWww@Enter-QA@Com
there was four dumb,idiot guys who was playing in the street "autostrad"
if some car crush someone twice his OUTWww@Enter-QA@Com
if some car crush someone twice his OUTWww@Enter-QA@Com
look at yourself in a mirror!.!. and say you are looking beautiful !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com