Whats your all time favorite Chuck Noris joke?!


Question: Whats your all time favorite Chuck Noris joke!?
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why did scientist make cloning illegal
because if two chuck norris' roundhouse kicked each other the world would end!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's not really a joke, but whenever someone's like, "It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open"
or "It's impossible to lick your elbow!."

"Chuck Norris can!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Guy1- "Wtcha doin!?"
Guy2- "kung fu"
Guy1- "are you high again!?"
Chuck Norris- *SMACK*
Guy2- "No im chuck norris"

whatever!.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you!.

If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds away from death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when chuck norris jumps into the water chuck orris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris doesn't own a house, he just walks into random houses and the people leave!.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun!.!.and won!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

there is no endangered species list!. just a list of animals chuck let's live!.

that one or "Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

For some the left testicle is bigger than the right!.!.!.for chuck norris, each testicle is bigger than the other!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is Master ChiefWww@Enter-QA@Com

chuck does all my stuntsWww@Enter-QA@Com



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