What is the lamest joke you know?!
Question: What is the lamest joke you know!?
ill start of
' a man walks into a bar!.!.!.!.!.ouch 'Www@Enter-QA@Com
' a man walks into a bar!.!.!.!.!.ouch 'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What do you get when you put an elephant and a rhinoceros together!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Elephino (El-if-I-Know)
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.SnowballsWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.SnowballsWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call it when two sheep are talking about socks!?
Yang-Mal
Korean-American joke, you wouldn't understand
also
What is a vampires favorite beverage!?
Ko-Pi
What did the fish say when it was caught!?
Oh-Deng
What is a robot's favorite food!?
Bi-Bim-Bap
What do you call a big tissue!?
Hyu-Ji
I don't know any moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yang-Mal
Korean-American joke, you wouldn't understand
also
What is a vampires favorite beverage!?
Ko-Pi
What did the fish say when it was caught!?
Oh-Deng
What is a robot's favorite food!?
Bi-Bim-Bap
What do you call a big tissue!?
Hyu-Ji
I don't know any moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
i had an english teacher many many years ago that opened his class with this, the worst joke i have ever heard:
"you, ask me if i'm a whale"
student - "are you a whale!?'
"no"
needless to say, it was lame as hell!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"you, ask me if i'm a whale"
student - "are you a whale!?'
"no"
needless to say, it was lame as hell!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"A man walks into a bar!.!.!.ouch!. The bartender looks and sees that the man is actually a three legged dog!. The dog asks 'Have you seen the man who shot my arm!?"
It's a cruel joke too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a cruel joke too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is it wrong that I've laughed at some of the above answers!?
Anyways, get ready for the tumbleweed:
Where did Napoleon keep his armies!?
In his sleevies!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyways, get ready for the tumbleweed:
Where did Napoleon keep his armies!?
In his sleevies!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
cargo
cargo who!?
cargo beep beep!!!
lol i laughed my head off at it tho!.!.!.=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
cargo
cargo who!?
cargo beep beep!!!
lol i laughed my head off at it tho!.!.!.=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
am man is having some trouble getting on a bike!. you know why!? because the bike has 7 wheels and a big anchor attached to it!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My ex son inlaw's favourite joke,
Why did the Koala fall out of the gumtree!?
Because he was dead! Now you know why he's 'ex' !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the Koala fall out of the gumtree!?
Because he was dead! Now you know why he's 'ex' !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Knock, Knock
Who's There!?
-Boo
Boo Who
-Don't Cry
-Knock, Knock
Who's There!?
-Ache
Ache Who
Bless You!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's There!?
-Boo
Boo Who
-Don't Cry
-Knock, Knock
Who's There!?
-Ache
Ache Who
Bless You!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the road!?
to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
What's brown and sticky!?
A stick!
!.!.!.!.!.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot!?
A carrot!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A stick!
!.!.!.!.!.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot!?
A carrot!
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"Www@Enter-QA@Com
want to hear a dirty joke!?
a pig fell in the mud!.
lame huh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a pig fell in the mud!.
lame huh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who's there
Nobody
*I slap their face* or *I kick them* or *I punch them*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there
Nobody
*I slap their face* or *I kick them* or *I punch them*Www@Enter-QA@Com
manly are the greatest team the world has ever seebWww@Enter-QA@Com
once there was a man who walked down a road!.!.!.um, i forgot the restWww@Enter-QA@Com