The person with the funnest, most bizzar rant wins.?!
Question: The person with the funnest, most bizzar rant wins!.!?
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(fiction) ok well im a male waitress, and i say waitress because sometimes i wear a dress cuz i figure that they are nicer to women than men, so comes up to this guy and im "like what would you like to drink!?", and he's like "water", so i go get it and then he's like "im sorry could you bring me coke instead!?" so i say sure and i bring it then hes like " my glass is dirty can i get another water!?" so i get it then he's like "thanks, o and my ice in my coke tastes funny!.!."so im like "would you like another one!?" and he's like no!.!.!.!.!.so he gets the check and everyone should know by now a tip is ten percent of your order so its like a hundred dollar meal and i get a 1 dollar tip, pissed off, i follow him out side and he spots me waving the dollar in the air and he hold his hands up waving them back and is like "lady sorry no offense but you look like a dude i dont want your number!." thats when my voice gets deep and im like "I AM A DUDE"!.!.!.
(OOOOO SHHH!!!!!TTTTTT) so i grab him by the collar and kiss him!. disgusted and afraid b/c im twice his size and by the way i practically jerked him off his feet im definitely stronger he looks at me shaking as i say still im my deep voice but slower "you owe me 9 more" he takes out his wallet and hands me two fives so i say "wait ill get your change,O silly me I have on an apron with the money int it here you go" he gets in his car without taking the dollar and drives off as i say in a girly voice with a broken wrist style wave "thanks for choosing red robins come back and visit"
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(OOOOO SHHH!!!!!TTTTTT) so i grab him by the collar and kiss him!. disgusted and afraid b/c im twice his size and by the way i practically jerked him off his feet im definitely stronger he looks at me shaking as i say still im my deep voice but slower "you owe me 9 more" he takes out his wallet and hands me two fives so i say "wait ill get your change,O silly me I have on an apron with the money int it here you go" he gets in his car without taking the dollar and drives off as i say in a girly voice with a broken wrist style wave "thanks for choosing red robins come back and visit"
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Thanks for letting me vent, I'm a waitress, and I can't stand when I ask people what they want to drink, and they say water, cool I bring it and then they say oh you know what I would like coffee instead, I'm a waitress I'm on my feet for 8 hours a day if that's what you wanted in the first place then order it please!!!!!!!!!111Www@Enter-QA@Com
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