What is your favorite " mother in law" joke?!
Question: What is your favorite " mother in law" joke!?
Answers:
A man is walking along the beach with his mother in law, and they stumble upon a magic lamp!. They start arguing as to who found it first, and who gets the wishes, when the gene comes out and yells
'ENOUGH! I will give you sir, the three wishes!. but whatever you wish, your mother in law gets twice as much as you do!.'
So the man thinks carefully about his wishes!. His first wish was for a million dollars!.
He is granted the million, and his mother in law is granted two million!.
His second wish is for a chest of jewels!.
He is granted his chest, and his mother in law gets two!.
For his third wish he replied to the gene "I wish you would beat me half to death"!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'ENOUGH! I will give you sir, the three wishes!. but whatever you wish, your mother in law gets twice as much as you do!.'
So the man thinks carefully about his wishes!. His first wish was for a million dollars!.
He is granted the million, and his mother in law is granted two million!.
His second wish is for a chest of jewels!.
He is granted his chest, and his mother in law gets two!.
For his third wish he replied to the gene "I wish you would beat me half to death"!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I once knew of a Scottsman who was so stingy, he took his mother-in-law on the honeymoon to save wear & tear on the new bride!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An anagram of mother-in-law is 'woman hitler'
its true, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
its true, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com