Funny 'End of Conversation' One Liners?!


Question: Funny 'End of Conversation' One Liners!?
Heard this on Radio 1 the other day!.

Just before you are about to greet/see someone you finish a fake conversation on your phone with a very awkward/funny sounding one liner!.!.

for example:

'!.!.!.I didn't think a pineapple would be so painful!'
'!.!.!.And it turned out she was a man!'

Anyone got any good ones!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
and then he turned to me and said "Captain, My Captain and i knew then i had the respect of the whole crew"Www@Enter-QA@Com

after listening to a really long boring story, in an incredibly chirpy voice and sarcastic smile:

'amazingly enough, i dont give a ****'

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I like the fruit ones!.

I didn't realise that a watermelon was so big

How was I meant to know a banana wasn't really the way to go!?

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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"The earthlings down here are really strange, you would never guess what they stick in there ears"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That`s right 8 o`clock, yes the red ones!
Yes, my little funny bunny, Tigg`s eager and waitingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Even though he seemed enthusiastic, my dog does not like the taste of semen!

I know, I know!. He had no idea it was my dad in drag!!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"!.!.!.I've suddenly lost the will to live!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

The time!?!? Yes its 3!.30!!
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'I hate you'Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I didn't know she was 16!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Was that gunfire!?"
"I didn't think her shorts were flammable!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"!.!.!.at the 3rd stroke the time sponsered by Acurist will be 11:01 and 30 seconds!.!.!.beep beep beep!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I couldn't walk for days"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"!.!.!.and its all going to be okay! Its just a cold sore!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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