Funny jokes? like blond jokes and yeah?!
Question: Funny jokes!? like blond jokes and yeah!?
im looking for really funny jokes like blond jokes i like short ones so yer!? thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
she called me to get my phone number!.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
'concentrate!.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
she tried to drown a fish!.
she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
she tripped over a cordless phone!.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
she studied for a blood test
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
she called me to get my phone number!.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
'concentrate!.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
she tried to drown a fish!.
she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
she tripped over a cordless phone!.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
she studied for a blood test
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde needs some money and decides to do some small jobs to get it!. She goes to the first house and knocks on the door!. A man answers it and the blonde asked the man if he had any jobs for her!. The man says " well you could paint my porch and i'll give you $50!."
The blonde agrees and gets to work!.
An hour later the blonde comes and tells the man she is finished!. When the man goes to pay the blonde says
" By the way sir that's not a porche it's a mustang!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The blonde agrees and gets to work!.
An hour later the blonde comes and tells the man she is finished!. When the man goes to pay the blonde says
" By the way sir that's not a porche it's a mustang!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to drown a goldfish!?!?
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M company!?
She threw out all the ones with "W"s!.
How come blondes don't make Jell-O!?
THey cant get all that water into the little package!
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M company!?
She threw out all the ones with "W"s!.
How come blondes don't make Jell-O!?
THey cant get all that water into the little package!
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Blond:whats the time!?
Brunette:2:41 Pm
Blond:Thats Weird I've asked that same question 10 times and every time it's differentWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brunette:2:41 Pm
Blond:Thats Weird I've asked that same question 10 times and every time it's differentWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why do blond girls have black and blue belly buttons!? Because blond guys are not that smart either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com