JOKE!!! Why Parents Drink? ?!
Question: JOKE!!! Why Parents Drink!? !?
Now I know why I want a Bud Lite every now and again!!
This is GREAT!!
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WHY PARENTS DRINK
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up!. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad!.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter!.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you!. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than
I am!. But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!. Stacy said that we will be very happy!. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone!.!. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better!. She deserves it!.
Don't worry Dad!. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself!. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Love,
Your Son Cody,
P!.S!.!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Tommy's house!. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer!.
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This is GREAT!!
STAR AND PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY CAN LAUGH ALONG, TOO!
Sandy :O)
WHY PARENTS DRINK
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up!. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad!.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter!.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you!. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than
I am!. But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!. Stacy said that we will be very happy!. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone!.!. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better!. She deserves it!.
Don't worry Dad!. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself!. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren!.
Love,
Your Son Cody,
P!.S!.!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Tommy's house!. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer!.
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Answers:
LMAO!!! i have been waiting a long time to read one of your wonderful jokes that always make me laugh!!
tara
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tara
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Oh that is funny as heck! Thanks for the laugh!
"Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone:Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone"
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"Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone:Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone"
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Actually,that was ingenious of his son to shift his father's attention away from the report card!.Although my mom still would have beat my supercalifragalisticexbialidous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was too funny that made me laugh out loud!.!.!.!. jeez!.!. iwas about to cry!.!. and then i was like dude this is supposed to be a joke!?!? well its not really funny!.!.!.but it turned out to be!.!.!. good job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahhahahahahaha
marry me!?
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marry me!?
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haha luurved it!!
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I like, I like!. I think I heard this before but it was a girl version!. Nice Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loved this the first time I saw it!.!. I still love it!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get in much!. I don't think its funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, very good, cody sounds like a real trickster!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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you get a star do i get 10 pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
What a funny tale
Laugh out loud
12/10 & a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Laugh out loud
12/10 & a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!. I now understand why parents drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
i like it!.
i might have to get one of my brothers to try that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like it!.
i might have to get one of my brothers to try that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol u made me laugh! star!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thtwuz hilarious! star!Www@Enter-QA@Com