Exactly WHY did ....?!
Question: Exactly WHY did !.!.!.!.!?
Why did the chicken cross the road!?!?
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Answers:
Well, the answer is simple!. He had to cross the road because he wanted to go visit his friend, Rock!. He couldn't just talk to him from the other side of the road, considering Rock doesn't hear very well!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn’t about me……!.
DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn’t about me……!.
DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get the pu ssy [cat]
[of course the humor is without the word cat; but im not trying to be vulgar and be reported :)!.!.]Www@Enter-QA@Com
[of course the humor is without the word cat; but im not trying to be vulgar and be reported :)!.!.]Www@Enter-QA@Com
he crossed because the chicken was so annoyed and angered by how annoying trying to get an answer for this questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
because the dish ran away with the spoonWww@Enter-QA@Com
because it just needed to do so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com