Make me laugh... or can you?!
Question: Make me laugh!.!.!. or can you!?
It takes quite a bit to make me laugh so I was just curious how some of you might go about tickling my funny bone!. ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately!. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom!.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you!."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid!. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground!. Signed, A blonde!."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents!. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree!. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?"
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She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you!."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid!. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground!. Signed, A blonde!."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents!. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree!. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?"
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This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen!. I have three girls coming over tonight!. I've never had three girls at once!!! I need something to keep me horny and potent!!!" The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a bottle of "Viagra" and says, "Here, if you take these, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!!!"
The guy says, "Gimme 3 boxes!!!"
The next day, the same guy walks into the pharmacy and right up to the same pharmacist then pulls down his pants!.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue and the skin is hanging off in some places!.
The man says, "Game a bottle of lineament!. The pharmacist replies, " lineament !? You're not going to put the lineament on that are you!?"
The guy says, "No, it's for my wrists, the girls never showed up!.
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The guy says, "Gimme 3 boxes!!!"
The next day, the same guy walks into the pharmacy and right up to the same pharmacist then pulls down his pants!.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue and the skin is hanging off in some places!.
The man says, "Game a bottle of lineament!. The pharmacist replies, " lineament !? You're not going to put the lineament on that are you!?"
The guy says, "No, it's for my wrists, the girls never showed up!.
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One day, a little boy is watching his Saturday cartoons!. His mother is on the phone in the room!. She is getting extremely pissed!. Finally, she slams down the phone screaming "BITCHES AND BASTARDS!!!" The boy turns around and asks, "What does that mean, Mommy!?" Realizing her mistake, the Mom quickly says, "Uh, ladies and gentlemen!."
The boy accepts this answer and later goes to bed after dinner!. But that night he has a bad dream!. He goes to tell his parents about it, and as he walks in, he sees the two screwing!. The mom says "Feel my boobies", and the man says, "Feel my dick"!. The boy asks what that means!. The two, shocked, said "Hats and coats! Hats and coats!"
The next evening, the boy is watching his dad shave!. He cuts his lip with his razor!. "Sh*t!!" the dad yells!. The boy, quizzically, asks what THAT means!. The dad quickly says, "That's the brand of shaving cream I'm using!"
Now the boy goes downstairs and sees his mom cutting a turkey!. She cuts her finger!. "F**k!!!!" she screams!. The boy asks what that means!. "Uh!.!.!. cut!" she says instantly!.
Now the grandarents arrive for supper!. The little boy says, "Hi, bitches and bastards! Hang your boobies and ***** on the coat rack!. Dad's upstairs putting Sh*t on his face, and mom's in the kitchen f**king the chicken!" The grandparents faint
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The boy accepts this answer and later goes to bed after dinner!. But that night he has a bad dream!. He goes to tell his parents about it, and as he walks in, he sees the two screwing!. The mom says "Feel my boobies", and the man says, "Feel my dick"!. The boy asks what that means!. The two, shocked, said "Hats and coats! Hats and coats!"
The next evening, the boy is watching his dad shave!. He cuts his lip with his razor!. "Sh*t!!" the dad yells!. The boy, quizzically, asks what THAT means!. The dad quickly says, "That's the brand of shaving cream I'm using!"
Now the boy goes downstairs and sees his mom cutting a turkey!. She cuts her finger!. "F**k!!!!" she screams!. The boy asks what that means!. "Uh!.!.!. cut!" she says instantly!.
Now the grandarents arrive for supper!. The little boy says, "Hi, bitches and bastards! Hang your boobies and ***** on the coat rack!. Dad's upstairs putting Sh*t on his face, and mom's in the kitchen f**king the chicken!" The grandparents faint
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This: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Zcc8dTqfl!.!.!.
I might not be able to, but he can!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I might not be able to, but he can!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try to enjoy life and you will be able to see many things which will make you laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your lack of a sense of humor is not my problem!.!.
But if it will make you feel better, I will push someone down an escalator for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
But if it will make you feel better, I will push someone down an escalator for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
open up your mind, wide n wide,
you 'll feel good n happy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
feel nice,
u'll laugh your own!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you 'll feel good n happy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
feel nice,
u'll laugh your own!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common!?
They both come with plastic jugs !!
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They both come with plastic jugs !!
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just look at the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
today!.!.!.!. i dont hav any jokes!.!.!.!. kinda sad actually!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ew, I certainly don't want to tickle your funny bone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
u r Driving me crazyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd take my kit off !.!.!. it makes all the other ladies laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com