What are you best pick-up lines?!


Question: What are you best pick-up lines!?
These are for guys and girls!.
I heard some funny ones like "you have something on your chest, my eyes" lol and "you make my software into hardware" lmao it was a video from shane dawson tv Www@Enter-QA@Com


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do you have a mirror in your pocket!? cause i can sure see myself in your pants!
how much does a polar bear weigh!? enough to break the ice!

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I walked into a wall when I saw you so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!.

I seem to have lost my number, can I borrow yours!?
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Are you a general!? Because you got my privates standing at attention!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Are you from heaven!? Because I have an errection!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=0JElywbkS!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

did it hurt
(they ask did what hurt)
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im no fred flinstone but i sure could make your bed rock!.!.

sorry there you dropped something!.!.!.!.my jaw!.!.

do you have a light!.!.!.oh right i actually dont smoke i just wanted to talk to ya!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

are your feet hurting, b/c u been running through my mind all dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

Okay this is awful, but haalarious!.

If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder, or this shoulder!?

Then u put ur arm around them!.!.!. heh heh heh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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