What are some good racist jokes?!
Question: What are some good racist jokes!?
Not that I'm racist, it's just that my friend and I were seeing who can come up with the best ones!.
Lol
Thanks in advance if you have any :)
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Lol
Thanks in advance if you have any :)
List all of them that you canWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican!?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower!?
Unemployed!
What's the difference between dog sh!.!.it and ***!.!.gers!?
When dog sh!.!.it gets old it turns White and quits stinking
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek!?
They don't work in the future, either!.
Why do *******!.s cry during sex!?
The Mace!.
Why don't ***!.g!.er!.s take aspirin!?
They refuse to pick the cotton out!.
Why don't spics have barbeques!?
The beans keep falling through the grill!.
How do you blindfold a chink!?
Dental floss!.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem!?
Father's Day!.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling!?
He doesn't know he's black!.
Why are ***!.g!.e!.rs like sperm!?
Only one in a million actually work!.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier!?
A ****** and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing!.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for *******!?
It comes in a spray can!.
Why do decent white folks shop at n!.i!.g!.g!.er yard sales!?
To get all their stuff back!.
How do you starve a n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots!.
What happened when the n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r looked up his family tree!?
A gorilla s!.h!.i!.t on his face!.
Why don't n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.!.!.r!.s like b!.l!.o!.w!.j!.o!.b!.s!?
They don't like any jobs!.
Why do n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s always have sex on their mind!?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls!?
Because they come with birth certificates!.
Why don't mexicans play hide and seek!?
Because no one will look for them!.
Why do mexicans have re-fried beans!?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time!?
What are three things you can't give a n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education!.
Did you hear about the n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r that thought he was bleeding to death!?
Turns out he just had diarrhea!.
Why do n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s eat tootsie rolls with a fork!?
So they don't bite their fingers!.
Why don't n!.!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s celebrate Thanksgiving!?
KFC isn't open on holidays!.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag!?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in!.
NO!.!. BY THE WAY!.!. IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES TO DO THIS!. i did copy and paste them put it was also four pages long and i sit and copied the funny ones!.!. and do you see the periods between the words like n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s!.!. i added those!.!. its not like i copy and pasted the whole damn site!.!. she was wanting some so i got on a site and did the GOOD ONES ONLY!.!. so you be original and think of a better one!.!. or more than just one!.!. i did this, because i cant sit and remember all the jokes i have heard!.!. and yours was funny though!.!.
i like meg and tates mommy's!.!. hers was funny, also!. lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower!?
Unemployed!
What's the difference between dog sh!.!.it and ***!.!.gers!?
When dog sh!.!.it gets old it turns White and quits stinking
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek!?
They don't work in the future, either!.
Why do *******!.s cry during sex!?
The Mace!.
Why don't ***!.g!.er!.s take aspirin!?
They refuse to pick the cotton out!.
Why don't spics have barbeques!?
The beans keep falling through the grill!.
How do you blindfold a chink!?
Dental floss!.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem!?
Father's Day!.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling!?
He doesn't know he's black!.
Why are ***!.g!.e!.rs like sperm!?
Only one in a million actually work!.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier!?
A ****** and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing!.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for *******!?
It comes in a spray can!.
Why do decent white folks shop at n!.i!.g!.g!.er yard sales!?
To get all their stuff back!.
How do you starve a n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots!.
What happened when the n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r looked up his family tree!?
A gorilla s!.h!.i!.t on his face!.
Why don't n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.!.!.r!.s like b!.l!.o!.w!.j!.o!.b!.s!?
They don't like any jobs!.
Why do n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s always have sex on their mind!?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls!?
Because they come with birth certificates!.
Why don't mexicans play hide and seek!?
Because no one will look for them!.
Why do mexicans have re-fried beans!?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time!?
What are three things you can't give a n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education!.
Did you hear about the n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r that thought he was bleeding to death!?
Turns out he just had diarrhea!.
Why do n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s eat tootsie rolls with a fork!?
So they don't bite their fingers!.
Why don't n!.!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s celebrate Thanksgiving!?
KFC isn't open on holidays!.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag!?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in!.
NO!.!. BY THE WAY!.!. IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES TO DO THIS!. i did copy and paste them put it was also four pages long and i sit and copied the funny ones!.!. and do you see the periods between the words like n!.i!.g!.g!.e!.r!.s!.!. i added those!.!. its not like i copy and pasted the whole damn site!.!. she was wanting some so i got on a site and did the GOOD ONES ONLY!.!. so you be original and think of a better one!.!. or more than just one!.!. i did this, because i cant sit and remember all the jokes i have heard!.!. and yours was funny though!.!.
i like meg and tates mommy's!.!. hers was funny, also!. lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do you know if a black person has been around!?
Look for the Popeyes box
What do you get when Mexicans and black people have babies!?
A kid that is too lazy to steal!.
What do Mexicans get for Christmas!?
Your bike
What do you call a black person with a peg leg!?
**** on a stick
What does Pontiac stand for!?
Poor old ****** thinks its a cadillac
I like black people!.!.!.!.!.!.
I used to have a lot of black friends until my dad sold them
What happened to the black that had an abortion!?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for $500
Why does LA have so many fags and NY so many blacks!?
LA had first choice
If you dropped a black and a mexican off a skyscraper,who would hit the ground first!?
The mexican,the black would have to stop and spray mother ****** on the wall!.
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds!?
Because they have pubes coming out of their heads!.
Why do black people have white hands!?
Everyone has some good in them
How do you starve a black!?
Put his food stamps in his work boots!.
Why don't black women wear panties to picnics!?
They have to keep the flies away from the chicken!.
What's the difference between a pizza and a black!?
A pizza can feed a family of four!.
There is a black and a mexican in a car,who is driving!?
The cop
Whats the difference between a black and a car tire!?
The tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it!.
Whats brown and orange at the bottom of a pool!?
A black with popped floaties(they can't swim)
What is the difference between a black and a pigeon!?
A pigeon is white and a black can't fly!.
How do you save a black from drowning!?
Take your foot off his head!.
A black goes to the doctor with back pain,the doctor tells him to get on all fours then come in the office!.But why says the black!.!.!.!.!.I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!.
Theres a cadillac with 5 blacks that drives off the Grand Canyon!.What's sad about this!?
A cadillac seats 6
Theres 1000 blacks and a white guy,what is the white guy called!?
WardenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Look for the Popeyes box
What do you get when Mexicans and black people have babies!?
A kid that is too lazy to steal!.
What do Mexicans get for Christmas!?
Your bike
What do you call a black person with a peg leg!?
**** on a stick
What does Pontiac stand for!?
Poor old ****** thinks its a cadillac
I like black people!.!.!.!.!.!.
I used to have a lot of black friends until my dad sold them
What happened to the black that had an abortion!?
Crime stoppers sent her a check for $500
Why does LA have so many fags and NY so many blacks!?
LA had first choice
If you dropped a black and a mexican off a skyscraper,who would hit the ground first!?
The mexican,the black would have to stop and spray mother ****** on the wall!.
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds!?
Because they have pubes coming out of their heads!.
Why do black people have white hands!?
Everyone has some good in them
How do you starve a black!?
Put his food stamps in his work boots!.
Why don't black women wear panties to picnics!?
They have to keep the flies away from the chicken!.
What's the difference between a pizza and a black!?
A pizza can feed a family of four!.
There is a black and a mexican in a car,who is driving!?
The cop
Whats the difference between a black and a car tire!?
The tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it!.
Whats brown and orange at the bottom of a pool!?
A black with popped floaties(they can't swim)
What is the difference between a black and a pigeon!?
A pigeon is white and a black can't fly!.
How do you save a black from drowning!?
Take your foot off his head!.
A black goes to the doctor with back pain,the doctor tells him to get on all fours then come in the office!.But why says the black!.!.!.!.!.I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!.
Theres a cadillac with 5 blacks that drives off the Grand Canyon!.What's sad about this!?
A cadillac seats 6
Theres 1000 blacks and a white guy,what is the white guy called!?
WardenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rachel just copied and pasted those jokes from a site!. Be original bi!.t!.ch!!!!!
I like this one:
How come Mexico never wins a gold medal at the Olympics!?
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I like this one:
How come Mexico never wins a gold medal at the Olympics!?
-Because everybody who can run, swim and jump is in the United StatesWww@Enter-QA@Com
If the world was a jacket where will the black people live!? In the hood!!!!!lol (even though im black i still think thats funny)Www@Enter-QA@Com
How dose every black joke start!?
With someone looking around to see if their are any black people there Www@Enter-QA@Com
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What did the mexican guy say when two houses fell on him!?
Get off me homes!
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Get off me homes!
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