A man walks into a bar......?!
Question: A man walks into a bar!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Man walks into a bar and sees the menu!.!.!.
Pies - $3!.00
Hot Dogs - $5!.00
Toasted Sandwiches - $6!.00
Hand Jobs -$10!.00
The man looks at the sexy Barmaid and asks,
"Are you the one doin' th Hand jobs !?"
To which she smiles and replies, "YES"
The Man looks her in the eye and says,
"Well can ya wash ya hands I'll have a toasted sandwich !"!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pies - $3!.00
Hot Dogs - $5!.00
Toasted Sandwiches - $6!.00
Hand Jobs -$10!.00
The man looks at the sexy Barmaid and asks,
"Are you the one doin' th Hand jobs !?"
To which she smiles and replies, "YES"
The Man looks her in the eye and says,
"Well can ya wash ya hands I'll have a toasted sandwich !"!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Chagrin: I don't expect you to believe me but I helped write that joke (the essence of that joke) about 45 years ago!. It is in one of my joke books!. You can Google it:
"How to write your own jokes" -- by Wayne and Carolyn Thornton
Or just Google my Name "Wayne Thornton" and it will probably list all my books!.
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"How to write your own jokes" -- by Wayne and Carolyn Thornton
Or just Google my Name "Wayne Thornton" and it will probably list all my books!.
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She washed her hands then proceeded to raise her middle most finger
once that feat was accomplished!.She said that will be ten dollars for the hand job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
once that feat was accomplished!.She said that will be ten dollars for the hand job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok I have one
Jimmy mom has four children ones name is Monday the other Tuesday and the 3rd one is Wednesday, whats the fourth ones name!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jimmy mom has four children ones name is Monday the other Tuesday and the 3rd one is Wednesday, whats the fourth ones name!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhhahahahahahaha
that is goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that was fantastic! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha!.!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.Make me a sandwhich woman!.!.!.lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, huah, that's disgusting but good :-D
I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I know that's right, wash your hands before you prepare my food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally! A joke the guys at the boatyard can understand!.
At least I THINK they'll get it!.
Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
At least I THINK they'll get it!.
Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. oh man that is amaizing :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now thats funny!. I will use it at work!. I prepare food (somedays)
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i like it made laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.that was cool! nice! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha lil funny but yet i wouldnt eat there lmao Www@Enter-QA@Com