Do you love your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart greeter?!
Question: Do you love your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart greeter!?
A very loud, unattractive, mean-spirited woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them as they made their way from the parking
lot into the store!.
The elderly Wal-Mart Greeter said pleas antly, “Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart!.!. Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain't twins!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7!. Why the hell would you think
they're twins!? Are you blind, or just stupid!?”
“I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,” replied the greeter!. “I
just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice!. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!.” Www@Enter-QA@Com
two kids, yelling obscenities at them as they made their way from the parking
lot into the store!.
The elderly Wal-Mart Greeter said pleas antly, “Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart!.!. Nice children you have there!. Are they twins!?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no they ain't twins!
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7!. Why the hell would you think
they're twins!? Are you blind, or just stupid!?”
“I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,” replied the greeter!. “I
just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice!. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!.” Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*GASPING for air* lol!.!.!.lol!.!.!.lol!.!.ROFL!.
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!.
I'M glad that i wasn't sipping my coffee while I read this one! my nostrils would have taken a hard blow! lol!.
p!.s!.!.just out of curiosity, is it a true story!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!.
I'M glad that i wasn't sipping my coffee while I read this one! my nostrils would have taken a hard blow! lol!.
p!.s!.!.just out of curiosity, is it a true story!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I love that! Since I work at a Walmart and have covered people greeters' breaks now and then it's even funnier to me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!
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