My secretary says she loves 'double entendres' should I give her one?!
Question: My secretary says she loves 'double entendres' should I give her one!?
Ok, ok I am sorry but I love puns!. A good pun is seriously underestimated as humour!. Do you have any favorites!? I loathe bad puns as much as anyone but Les Dawson levels of genius always crack me up, can you help!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
how about these
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking!.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before!.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death!.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes!.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts!.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell!?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red!.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I!.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired!.
What's the definition of a will!? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.
A backward poet writes inverse!.
In democracy your vote counts!. In feudalism your count votes!.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion!.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed!.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress!.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor!.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds!.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered!.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart!.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it!.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under!.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key!.
Every calendar's days are numbered!.
A lot of money is tainted!. It taint yours and it taint mine!.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat!.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed!.
A plateau is a high form of flattery!.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall!.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine!.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye!.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis!.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses!.
Acupuncture is a jab well done!.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat!.
The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of
himself!.
some more here :
http://halife!.com/files/puns!.html
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking!.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before!.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death!.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes!.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts!.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell!?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red!.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I!.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired!.
What's the definition of a will!? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
Time flies like an arrow!. Fruit flies like a banana!.
A backward poet writes inverse!.
In democracy your vote counts!. In feudalism your count votes!.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion!.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed!.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress!.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor!.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds!.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered!.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart!.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it!.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under!.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key!.
Every calendar's days are numbered!.
A lot of money is tainted!. It taint yours and it taint mine!.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat!.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed!.
A plateau is a high form of flattery!.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall!.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine!.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye!.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis!.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses!.
Acupuncture is a jab well done!.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat!.
The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of
himself!.
some more here :
http://halife!.com/files/puns!.html
Www@Enter-QA@Com
check out the movies,videos of the late frankie howard of british fame as a master of double entendre!. his routines are classic many british comedies from the 60's are fine uses of the same!. benny hill was great at using it, i remember a skit about male models, benny came out and was introduced as iva biggon, from dunghill!. benny retorted " thats iva dunghill from biggons, you twit !!! crazy, maybe so!. we all know a few ships that have come loose at their moorings!. now that's one climbing rose you can tell someone to run up their trellis!. or for pirates on their ships getting a patch o' blue in their spanker from a fight!. the british really have fun with their language!. with his movie fame was the australian actor in crocodile dundee considered big down under!? ha ha just kidding i don't know how your secretary would take the the question: : if i told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me!?!!!. ok, enough ! i quit!. no sense getting a boot in the jumper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that took me a minute i am ashamed to say!.!.!.i am a huge fan of dirty puns i am also ashamed to say!.!.!.
too many to write i reckon!.!.!.give me any topic though and i can come up with summat!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
too many to write i reckon!.!.!.give me any topic though and i can come up with summat!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a bit below the belt buckle, ha ha!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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a killer pun love it Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, that was quite good, actually!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All are very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why not!.!.!.I'm sure she'll love to have a grip of your rod and tackle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a gud one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com