One for the boys and the girls can answer too!?!
Question: One for the boys and the girls can answer too!!?
In the garden of eden!?!?
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden!.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"!.
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl!.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender!.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire!.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud!.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you!.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder!.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing!.
Then he added a mouth!.!.!.
Ruined the whole f*cking thing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Loved it!. Extremely funny and clever!. 10/10!. and a multitude of stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved this joke ,giving you a star!.!.!.!.!.here's my joke on the same subject!.
God says to Adam ," I know you are lonely so I'm going to make a mate for you , She'll be loving and caring,support you in every opinion, never argue with you or cause you grief or pain"
Adam says " great!.!.!.but what's it going to cost me!?"
God says " an arm and a leg"
Adam asks" what can i get for a rib"
And the rest is history!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
God says to Adam ," I know you are lonely so I'm going to make a mate for you , She'll be loving and caring,support you in every opinion, never argue with you or cause you grief or pain"
Adam says " great!.!.!.but what's it going to cost me!?"
God says " an arm and a leg"
Adam asks" what can i get for a rib"
And the rest is history!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wonderful!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very very good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, good one but did you know that Adam and Eve had a baby that was BOTH sexes!? It had a brain and a penis!Www@Enter-QA@Com
looooooooooooooooolllWww@Enter-QA@Com
totally agree,thats a snorter!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i found that to be extremely amusing,thank you for the chuckle!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats insultin yet funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one lol!. I will show that to my boyfriend when he gets in from work cos i think he will agree with u lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh wow that's great lmao!. I like that one!.!.!. but I'm too smart to agree with it lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute and funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh that"s wicked! and very funny*
star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha oh, nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats rude that is! he he he he !!* Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was GREAT!!!!!!!!! sad but true however!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
then adam said SHUT UPWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!! A shiny star for you :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao i know a hell of alot of people who would agree there :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh so true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought that was the best part of a woman for a man!?
ha ha ha ha ha ha !! think about it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha ha !! think about it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i lol'dWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com