Joke: A drunk staggering down?!
Question: Joke: A drunk staggering down!?
the street encounters a woman carrying a dog!.!.!.
He says "thats the ugliest pig I've ever seen in my life"
The woman says "You're drunk and I"ll have you know this is a dog, not a pig"
So the drunk says
"I know that, I was talking to the dog"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He says "thats the ugliest pig I've ever seen in my life"
The woman says "You're drunk and I"ll have you know this is a dog, not a pig"
So the drunk says
"I know that, I was talking to the dog"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Same drunk, sobered up, with his better half!.!.!.!.!.
A couple comes up to a wishing well!. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny!.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns!.
The guy says, "Bl*ody Hell!.!.!.it works!."
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A couple comes up to a wishing well!. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny!.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns!.
The guy says, "Bl*ody Hell!.!.!.it works!."
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Ahaha LMOA I would probably say that to someone if I was drunk XD lol jokes :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
then the woman slap the drunken man the dog and the woman laugh homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!.!.!.
so hes referring the lady as a pig right!? :0 LOL good joke ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
so hes referring the lady as a pig right!? :0 LOL good joke ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I don't know if it's the whiskey but!.!.!.!.LOL!
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lol XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!. that was great
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ohhhh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.she got burned!.!.!.that was hi-lar-i-ousWww@Enter-QA@Com